Sherlock Holmes

Anytime somebody touches Josh Allen it is an automatic penalty. The Bills can pelt Tom Brady with Dildos and turn every play into WWE finishing moves on said @$$hole. Bills can hold as much as they damn well please. Bills can run pick plays as often as they like. Bills can interfere on both offense and defense as much as they like. Any flag thrown on the Bills is automatically picked up without explanation. Anytime the Bills don't score a TD there is an automatic pass interference placing the ball at the 1 yard line. Every time the Bills score they just get 8 points because they obviously would've converted the 2 point attempt. Really shot himself in the foot there didn't he?!

He sure knows how to make catches tough though

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He drinks A LOT of peoples urine... I'll be there personal butler...waited on hand and foot, give them full body work massages, sponge baths, whatever they need

Talking to McCaffrey, getting him ready to come to Buffalo, also Joshing around with Kuechly since he will be another team captain and best friend. Also he's telling Kupp to get some extra thick gloves since he's used to Goff's noodle arm...

But could Tebow's quadruple A team beat the Mets? Yes....This is the only exception

Well then they would easily win! Squish those Fish!!! I hear ya.... So Flutie or Johnson?

Toll Ride!! I mean Roll Tide! First time I've ever said this

Easy... Christian McCaffrey and Cooper Kupp.

I hate Kyle Allen?

Rather trade for Kuechly since we should be all in.

Hausch was just trying to butter this band up to play the shout song, you know since we owned that stadium

I agree with me...?

FAKE NEWS!!!!!! Wow, Sherman is a drama queen!!! Mayfield can be great but he will always live in Allen's shadow.(Josh) not Kyle so in a few years nobody can misconstrue my words magically like fellow drama queens like to do when you are right and they are wrong.

I have no hate for him until he costs us a game...Kinda like Patriots game, but it technically wasn't on him. Hey!! What are you implying?!?!

Bojo the clown

CMC makes Faulk look like a bum lol just like Kuechly makes Ray Lewis look like a thug bum I feel like if you asked McBean and McD what two players they would want to add to this roster it would be those two. Obviously on Dline it would be JJ Watt. But these two Carolina guys are both the highest of process guys as well as easy captains and leaders. We're talking two future Hall of Famers and possibly both walk away as the best to play the game at their positions. Plus McCaffrey can complete the McDonalds trifecta as McCafe.

What fans?! You mean Bills fans? because that stadium was our *****

Fixed it for you

Should've been smarter than that and wanted Kupp instead like I did... now I look like a genius

That's what McCaffrey is, a future Hall of Famer was really depressed we didn't trade up for him, also wanted to trade back up for TJ Watt after. Thankfully we got a great player that year for once. Minshew II is a keeper, Kyle Allen, meh.

Well that's what McCaffrey does, takes over games...

Yes, I say try to get McCaffrey and Kuechly as well as Kupp or Thielen

Definitely had a 1 out of 10 for grace and a 10 out of 10 for style. He did technically succeed in breaking the table, albeit from the minor earthquake he caused from eating straight up $*** At this rate we're gonna see a video of a mob cheering on somebody jumping out of a helicopter from above the upper bowl onto a table made from a handful of toothpicks. Suicide technically counts as murder...Makes sense

Moron is lucky he even cleared the pavement with his head or he would've died for sure. Who can even watch this kind of thing knowing even Marquise Goodwin probably wouldn't have made that jump. Even if by some miracle he did, this idiot thinks he can magically defy physics...He still would've had a horrible impact and still would've killed the 2 or 3 brain cells he had floating around in that noggin.