Question... did jolly ol' Benjamin Franklin print up fake news in your day? What was the cost of that newspaper? 1/10th of a cent?
Thank you for your service!
Oh boy... you mean the blowies and $1000 I had to give out to a crew of 10 dudes dressed in suits was a scam?!?! They promised my check for $10 Million would be in the mail in the next 12-16 weeks