Sherlock Holmes

Doc, you're crushing my dreams You sound like you are speaking from experience, you didnt happen to get bored and say, test it on yourself did you?!?️‍♂️

I love Lamb also but Ruggs III speed....

Bah, Humbug!! Cheap Bastard can't even buy American in a crisis! Piss on him...wait, he'd probably like that

If you change your mind let me know, I was planning on adding 6 ft so we would still be maintaining our social distancing etiquette?

Can we arrange a back alley weiner implant? Gotta take the advice of an NFL player when you get it... Thank you Levi Wallace!!!

You sound like Mike Mayock

If I had been in on these for the past 10 years you would get to see the Bills hire me as Co-GM with Beane or at least assistant to Beane. I covet the same kind of players he does, Kuechly, McCaffrey, we'd be on the same page for sure. That being said this year there was nobody I am drooling over quite like the past 10 years. Ruggs III, Jeudy, other than that I'm kind of bored. Had there been an OT like Lewan this year I definitely wouldn't have hesitated.

@Virgil Sorry guys got caught out all day, didn't even know I was in on this... without further ado the NY Football Giants have traded their next 10 drafts evenly between Carolina for McCaffrey, Rams for Kupp and Steelers for TJ Watt. J/k We select Henry Ruggs III WR Bama We had a scenario where our left hand kept grabbing the gavel as we were about to pound it for Judge Jeudy and he would've easily been the pick but HRIII made me deliberate for a long hard time before I could settle. Ruggs III was the verdict, but believe me, the jury is still out on Jeudy... Furthermore, Ruggs has a roman numeral in his name so on a tiebreaker you gotta give it to him... I kid, I loved Ruggs III ridiculous speed and Jeury was much slower while only being 2" taller, Jeudy had some problems with drops as he was focusing on RAC on some deep balls and we simply can't be hanging Daniel Jones out to dry on a big play. Ruggs III also had some great physicality to him, and it seemed like everything Jeudy can do, he can as well but much faster.

Put me as owner of whoever has enough ammo to trade for McCaffrey?

Thank you Levi! He could've easily thrown me under the bus, mini corndog and all

What's the score? But for Carolina did you have McCaffrey or Tolbert lol

Aaron Schobel being left out is just a travesty

What response did you get back teef? This is what he sent me back after only 2 seconds: ? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Today's jargon is kind of lost on me, I think he's trying to tell me he wants to go hit up Applebees roadside pickup for some mini corndogs but can't be sure... Tom Brady approved... Kissing babies or giving his phone digits out?

How many yards and TDs did McCaffrey have?

1000th of a millimeter shorter grass and Norwood's kick goes through the uprights and we win our 1st Lombardi... I'm going Pet Detective on his @$$!!! I'm going to have to hit every hardware store across the country to find enough rope and duct tape, hopefully Gorilla Tape will work just fine

I think McCaffrey should be brought in, not to poop on Motor but to compliment him... We could run a lot of 2 RB sets and really open up the threats that would pose to teams...

As long as Darnold doesn't get a moment with Tom Hanks they should be ok... Mono, Corona, HIV and he's on the Jets...geesh is there a virus he doesn't have?!

Ouch! Definitely need to get that spleen checked after that...

I see where this is going... first Darnold tried to give Allen Mono and now he's trying to give him Corona... nice try, Allen doesn't want that tongue down his throat like Brady.

I know we can't have both the same year?!?!?!??!?! AGGGHHHHH!!!! McCaffrey 1st since Bosa can hit FA 1st!

Bills trade their 3rd this year and next years 1st for McCaffrey

It's not ****ing McLovin'out there doing it, it was Hyde, no fumble to worry about.

Fixed it for you! Yes, you are soooo correct