Sherlock Holmes

I'm going to be honest, I'm never too low on a player. If anything I can overshoot a bit on some of my favorites but that is also rare... I have forseen the likes of: Christian McCaffrey Luke Kuechly JJ and TJ Watt Joey and Nick Bosa Cooper Kupp Julian Edelman Eric Weddle Wes Welker Leighton Vander Esch Harrison Smith Gronk Ryan Kerrigan Soon to be: TJ Hockenson Josh Allen

Howwww Did you also remake the same mistake with Nick?

I need your grades on McCaffrey, Kupp and TJ Watt

You should see *hic* the increase in benzo and antipsychotic med sales *hic* Now that I'm thinking about it, dragging my @$$ across his lawn is sounding like a mighty fine idea at this point?

Also Thielen is traded to Bills to reunite with Diggs

I've scooped him: McCaffrey's deal was done with no hit to the Panthers if traded as worked out by The Bills and Panthers front offices. Now the trade is being finalized

Well we gotta save some ammo for McCaffrey now that we got them to get the contract settled

? This guy belongs in the middle of the 3rd helmet in...

Oh F no not Harrison Smith!!!!

Thank you ALF!!

Hell, he even does the team laundry after the game! Still waiting to get my hands on that prewashed, game used jock strap of his

Man, I have some bets to cash in on!!! Still waiting on another Jason Sehorn THE best, as I told people he would be when drafted I've seen him conducting water tests on the sideline for teammates

Well hopefully that limb snaps off right into our laps and he then grafts himself back onto a fat trunk and resumes being the best RB to ever play Top 1 weapon in the NFL At least somebody around here appreciates McCaffrey for what he is

He shouldn't....but yesss let him slip to me Christian McCaffrey AND Josh Allen

Mmmmmmmm I chug fresh Lemon juice straight whenever I can!! A gallon.... J/k The juice of 3-4 regular sized Eureka Lemons is around a 1/2 cup. You can drink it like a man and chase it with water to cut the acid or you can make a lemonade (16 oz of water) minus sugar!

Well that's why he needs to demand a trade to us ASAP... forget professionalism for a minute, both he and us need to win Super Bowls

How many 1st round draft picks Irsay lost out on by not trading Luck, (so a cocaine line for each)...still thought he was going to be the GOAT... Now Allen will have to fill those shoes?

Because he is simply the best running back of all time... They snaked him right out from under us No, no he is not

Pats Super Bowl would've been over with the quickness!!!

This is the ghost of Sherlock... Wow, they got a bargain locking him in at under 20 mil per... I would've made this trade all day everyday. Hopefully this was just part of our trade deal, thst he be signed and traded! A girl can dream can't he...

Yes, yes it is... I'm not letting you in on it

We all should have known better!!!

@Virgil The people have spoken!!!! How do we determine draft order? I say years in the league so oldest teams get 1st dibs. Sign me up for Browns or Raiders! How much do you want to bet???

I was going to say you can't top Applebees

Mark Vader will you marry me????