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Sherlock Holmes

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  1. Jerry singing Mikey Had a Little Lamb, no excuses for Dak now
  2. No time to go to the bathroom just soiling himself and changing
  3. Who wants to bet when it's the Cheatriots pick Kraft will be getting a "massage" in his basement?
  4. Did McCarthy gain 300 more Lbs to take up the entire room like that?!
  5. You know he had the classic Gruden/Davis Bowl cut under that hat!
  6. Told ya'll Ruggs III was first WR off the board, hire me Chucky and Mayock!!!!
  7. He won me over with his charm and compassion! Plus he has the looks, ay caramba!
  8. Only the ones that I'm not interested in measuring rectal temperatures on
  9. Tell me about it! Man, calm down guys... I went out to town today and didn't buy enough lube for the thermometer, guess spit will have to do or I guess we can do it dry, your choice? You can take my temp rectally if I can join you
  10. This is my kind of party! I'm used to getting bent over draft after draft now anyways... Watt, Kuechly, McCaffrey, Kupp, Watt again. My wife learned to remove all foreign objects from the room after the Kuechly debacle as it has come to be known... I had a late night visit to the emergency room to remove a TV remote from said orifice
  11. I don't play around, I'm going straight for the rectal temperature to be most accurate. Suffice to say this will probably be the last time anybody wants to come over to my house after getting an anal probing with the neighbors watching? Well on second thought, maybe this will persuade @teef to stop by!!
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