Sherlock Holmes

I'm always afraid my buffet experience is going to end in a courtroom explaining why I have the right to stay from open to close

Taco Bell would definitely be something you need to take bleach to your butthole after, "experimentally" of course... If it somehow cured you know what, then you're welcome What are you drinking? Budlight Clamatos?!

Cutler on his divorce, and at the finalization with the attorneys:

That's my boy!! Get paid bro and don't listen to the haters you are a legit beast Just sad I can't have a Bills Taysom jersey So when are people gonna stop calling it luck? Who gives a **** that he's a QB first... same disrespect was paid to Joshy and he caught a TD all over Houston and make defenses look stupid on his runs. I like my QB able to trick people!! If Brees weren't still playing you'd get to see Taysom up close and personal.

Already have.... fine make it both testicles!!

I'd trade his left testicle for Turk

Was gonna go with Braden Mann or Kenny Willekes but nope both got snatched up... Give me a bit I'll find somebody to obsess over... Make it Michael Turk...

Is that Daniel Tosh singing? got it on mute...

Mann was gone

Nooooo! @Jimmy Spagnola don't choke on Mann-meat... Hopefully Gase cuts him and we have a future HoF punter on our hands

Better give me some Mann-meat next!!!

Kittle and Bits!!!

Oooh Adam Trautman a true Taysom Hill type

Maybe it isn't pure drugs, it's just the Gase family genes

Wow, even Gase Jr. had the crazy eyes lol... No there goes Ashton Davis

Nooooo Logan Wilson now gone... Wow Bengals having a GREAT draft and Kmet was off the board before we picked:/ Espensa was a great pick still!!

I think the next time I need to take a **** I'm going to lean over and whisper in my wife's ear, "Honey, I'm sitting on a stool"?

Wow, Love with more shots fired... Allopathy/Big Pharma on blast! Love it!

What about Kupp?

Should like him a lot

Now Thielen is expendable... send him our way!!!!

They should've put Belicheck and Brady in the Roy Orbison "crying" commercial!

Not even Jalen?

Congrats Chucky and Mayock, you guys are hosting the 2020 online draft congrats see you in a few years...

Goodell doesn't even know what year it is!!!