Sherlock Holmes

I'll be there lying in wait to pluck that beautiful $#!+ diamond before it splashes down?

R222222!!!!!!!

Somebody notify JJ Watt and Leighton Vander Esch that I'm on standby to suck the Corona right out of them

That's the last step... I've got 3 other steps that aren't so pleasant 1st... The wine will be so fine that'll it make everybody say "ah, 2020...that was a good year"

QB: Joshypoo A++++++++++++++++++ RB: B, Dinged a full letter for not having McCaffrey... TE: C+ WR: A OL:C CB: B S: A LB: C, Dinged a full letter for not convincing Kuechly not to retire and trade for him DL: B- ST: D-, Hopefully Bass will take us to A+ land. Bojo is an F- so hurts the overall big time.

Hell, for the 1st few years of our league existence I thought Jai Alai was just the beer we were chugging... Come to find out the point of the sport wasn't to each chug a 6'er of Jai Alai as fast as you can and see who was the least belligerent and last person choking on their own vomit by the end of it, but rather it was about...WAIT!! WTF is Jai Alai and who put me in charge?!?!?!

I'm flattered, thank you Don

I'm the commissoner of a Jai Alai league, where's my invite

I'd love to use this dude's mouth like a prison toilet

McCaffrey alone puts Carolina 1st...

Hey! hands off my man biscuits! On second thought, the more the merrier, I didn't think I'd be rubbing off on you guys so much

Just be careful not to get the team hit with the canisters of tear gas McD! Also when the looting begins are we hitting the beer 1st then Chicken Wings or the other way around? I'm gonna make sure I'm wearing my bib , things are going to get really sloppy?

Semper Fi brother!

He'd have everybody else warming his spot on the bench for when he decides to take a breather Full disrespect meant, McCaffrey is GOAT and all these other guys are chumps in comparison, they deserve only a fraction of what he got because they only have a fraction of his talent

You left out McCaffrey...what is he too sexy for you now?

I know, right?! ZzzzzzzZzzzzzZzzz give me McCaffrey

I wouldn't even use a sponge on McCaffrey...except when it's bath time after

Well, when you put together words in this context they have powerful meaning, so bravo, standing ovation on your part Hapless. I was quick to make a blanket statement that obviously is incorrect in haste... What I really mean is that people shouldn't let other people's negativity and hate affect their being or well-being or they are giving those people power they do not deserve. I know it is easier said than done but you can take back the power by letting words be meaningless when they are negative. You obviously proved that words have immense power, but when we let those who wish to divide us and bring hate to our hearts they hold all the power and we let them do that by giving them that power.

Exactly what I've been saying! Context and actions! Words are meaningless, people say stuff they don't mean all the time... it is not the true them. Let's derail this baby!!!? We don't deserve nice things! Cash me in PPP, how 'bout that?!?!????️?

Head Sexy Coach *hic* I'll be personal assistant to Sexy Coach Kuechly

We need to promote him quick!

I am not complicit because I take action... I stand up for my brothers with action... I have had their backs in altercations that involved other white people and that really spoke volumes to them... They would do anything for me just as I would for them. They also learned context, I taught them how unfair it was to joke and use racial epitaphs then chastise another for joking with the same lingo. Guess what it taught them not to take everything so personally as a personal attack when somebody spoke words. It taught me the same.

Well would he say it in the locker room if it were a joke?

I dont joke behind minorities backs about them... if I have something to say I say it to their face because I'm not a punk @$$ *****. I always have gotten respect that way and I have always gotten people who might not otherwise understand to understand that words aren't $#!+, that actions are what counts! I didnt take it as some free shot to say "racist" things about minorities for life...that's the point, they understood it wasn't bad intentioned, quite the opposite...