Sherlock Holmes

Thanks Bradley, we were all worried for a minute that Darnold had built up his noodle into a sudden super cannon from all the ButtFumble tugarooing he's been doing...

Why so Sirius?

No, but I have taken a crap so big in my pants that made it so they didn't fit afterwards.

Yes, it is the poop I want to study not the butts??? That's some serious constipation brother!!!

What are you going to lynch in that, a midget or fairy????(better clarify that I'm referring to the mystical creature before everybody gets all butthurt and lynchmobs me) Last I checked the hangman's knot is a legitimate knot that I learned in Boyscouts, not something that is supposed to get eveybody's panties riled up as they go on the next witchhunt on the list... While we're at it I'll start the petition to remove the letter Z from the english alphabet as it is racist and bigoted as two of them can form the Swatsticka, I mean nothing is out of play right?!?!

It feels like you uppercutted each of my testicles individually with brass knuckles Also the only juice Kuechly is running on is Sexy-juice

Yes, he could come back for us if he wanted ala Gronk... So until he is enshrined in the HoF then he is #1 as he is the GOAT. Watt and LvE and Edmunds will end up being HoFs as well... Wagner should, Mosley maybe

No... I want to witness Bass' "Golden Stroke"...

Luke Kuechly is still #1... TJ Watt 2nd, LvE 3rd, Edmunds 4th

Fine, play hard to get Don't be surprised when we end up in a courthouse stall or a hospital bathroom, possibly both... He may be entitled to compensation for a faulty Greenfield... are you offering legal assistance or medical advice

Sounds like what a doctor would say... "Diet does not affect your health" all while having the WHO and CDC contradict them.. They need to get their stories straight if they are going to lie... Either a doctor or an attorney hired by the medical community... doesn't mean I wouldn't smash That's because he doesn't have the skill to remove it bro! Also doesn't want the liability if he were to fillet you on the OR table and leave you deceased...

Ah, Horse$#!+... are you an attorney for the medical community perhaps?

No, not at all... The diet IS the problem, they usually catch it with all the medical screenings is all. You will see more and more young people die this way. It will start happening at younger and younger ages as well. The medical community will say blah blah blah too young... BULL$#!+....

Hasn't convinced McBeane yet about how badly we need McCaffrey. Also hasn't promoted Kuechly to our staff and brought him out of retirement...

I was already sore from my Taysom Hill Fat Head but then somebody had to go and post him as a woman... Now I'm trying to soothe my hands and other areas with aloe vera... but then that just leads to another vicous circle Damn you QB as women thread!!! I was so excited I didnt even get in... No, I have an angry wife on my hands

@Victory Formation, well prove me wrong bro who has a better behind? Cooper Kupp? Josh Allen? I say we have a wet football pant contest for charity!!!? I'll host and judge...

Since Kuechly retired, McCaffery has the best @$$ in all of football...also he is going to be the GOAT and will someday retire a Bill.

I had a friend murdered by a hospital here in Florida due to the hospitals taking advantage of restrictions they have in place from Corona. Other than that no actual Corona cases nor deaths around my area. Nor does anybody I know or talk to know of any in numerous states. That's what banging each other will get you...

Don't lie Virgil, you definitely are the Tramp Stamp type...

You sound like @Jimmy Spagnola's alley dumpster roommate?

It looks like a turd that would come out of Billy Buffalo?

? ? Man, WEO you are really starting to get me hot and bothered lately

Whoa, Scotty... when did you get so optimistic?!?!?!

I love your choice of shorts Pete...so high that you could only fit a micropocket on there for me to hold