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Sherlock Holmes

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  1. Sherlock Holmes
    They need to squeeze him into a pair of XXXS pants ASAP
  2. Sherlock Holmes
    Well, if you want to know the truth....?️‍♂️ It's not solely based on only his football skills... It's also based on how damn sexy he is...?
  3. Sherlock Holmes
    You cannot replace McCaffrey...
  4. Sherlock Holmes
    Mmmm sooo Andrew Lucky Literally thought Luck was going to be what Allen is... Best runner that has a cannon, except Josh is better than Luck in both categories...make that 3 with the beard
  5. Sherlock Holmes
    It's almost as if he tried as hard as he could to become a human buttplug...he thought he was going to dive into safety, it is also in this moment he became know the world over as "Dirty Sanchez the Buttfumbler"?
  6. Sherlock Holmes
    Meh, cancel the season already!!!
  7. Sherlock Holmes
    "You must have the complexion for the protection..." Black comedian -Paul Mooney
  8. Sherlock Holmes
    Great, we traded for a headcase ?
  9. Sherlock Holmes
    Are you talking dirty to me??
  10. Sherlock Holmes
    I could twice the job and probably sexually assault a quarter or less of people he did... can't give any guarantees when it comes to a McCaffrey, Watt, Vander Esch trade as well as Coach Kuechly
  11. Sherlock Holmes
    Tuskkkkk!!! I do....
  12. Sherlock Holmes
    As part Jew and part Egyptian, I must say... do you think the pyramids and Spynx are gonna upkeep themselves? A fine stucco coat should hold us over for the next hundred years, while you are up there don't cheap out on the nose either! Wait? Too soon? Well they are discriminating...I thought we wanted to end discrimination?!
  13. Sherlock Holmes
    Now that's some racist $#!+... How dare you take attention away from the real matter at hand!!
  14. Sherlock Holmes
    Are you back on your meds Scotty?
  15. Sherlock Holmes
    Patriots fined 1 3rd round pick, and in return are awarded 4 3rd round compensatory picks.?
  16. Sherlock Holmes
    They can, because he is the GOAT. He can handle the workload of 10 Hall of Famers.
  17. Sherlock Holmes
    Lol, no he isn't...McCaffery is by far
  18. Sherlock Holmes
    Meh, give me McCaffrey
  19. Sherlock Holmes
    I think he's more upset that Microphone is blocking him from his patented French kissy action...
  20. Sherlock Holmes
    Can I be in charge of the cup check patdown? ?️‍♂️
  21. Sherlock Holmes
    But what are the underlying conditions????
  22. Sherlock Holmes
    Themse are fightin' words!!
  23. Sherlock Holmes
    F5 F5 F5 need more Peter Pan
  24. Sherlock Holmes
    I heard @Jimmy Spagnola makes a mean "Oscar the Grouch" garbage plate, it's served fresh from his dumpster with a complimentary glass of toilet wine.
  25. Sherlock Holmes
    Thanks Bradley, we were all worried for a minute that Darnold had built up his noodle into a sudden super cannon from all the ButtFumble tugarooing he's been doing...
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