Sherlock Holmes

First of all I would suck the Covid right out but that's another story... OK, put them in plastic bubbles ASAP!!! His new nickname will be BubbleBoy because he is dreamy like Jake Gyllenhaal and also because of that?... Fake news... your oxygen and CO2 ratios are perfect, just keep telling your heart, lungs and brain that you won't pass out and it'll make it all better.?

They need to squeeze him into a pair of XXXS pants ASAP

Well, if you want to know the truth....?️‍♂️ It's not solely based on only his football skills... It's also based on how damn sexy he is...?

You cannot replace McCaffrey...

Mmmm sooo Andrew Lucky Literally thought Luck was going to be what Allen is... Best runner that has a cannon, except Josh is better than Luck in both categories...make that 3 with the beard

It's almost as if he tried as hard as he could to become a human buttplug...he thought he was going to dive into safety, it is also in this moment he became know the world over as "Dirty Sanchez the Buttfumbler"?

Meh, cancel the season already!!!

"You must have the complexion for the protection..." Black comedian -Paul Mooney

Great, we traded for a headcase ?

Are you talking dirty to me??

I could twice the job and probably sexually assault a quarter or less of people he did... can't give any guarantees when it comes to a McCaffrey, Watt, Vander Esch trade as well as Coach Kuechly

Tuskkkkk!!! I do....

As part Jew and part Egyptian, I must say... do you think the pyramids and Spynx are gonna upkeep themselves? A fine stucco coat should hold us over for the next hundred years, while you are up there don't cheap out on the nose either! Wait? Too soon? Well they are discriminating...I thought we wanted to end discrimination?!

Now that's some racist $#!+... How dare you take attention away from the real matter at hand!!

Are you back on your meds Scotty?

Patriots fined 1 3rd round pick, and in return are awarded 4 3rd round compensatory picks.?

They can, because he is the GOAT. He can handle the workload of 10 Hall of Famers.

Lol, no he isn't...McCaffery is by far

Meh, give me McCaffrey

I think he's more upset that Microphone is blocking him from his patented French kissy action...

Can I be in charge of the cup check patdown? ?️‍♂️

But what are the underlying conditions????

Themse are fightin' words!!

F5 F5 F5 need more Peter Pan

I heard @Jimmy Spagnola makes a mean "Oscar the Grouch" garbage plate, it's served fresh from his dumpster with a complimentary glass of toilet wine.