Sherlock Holmes

I pissed my pants....?

That's not Bidens' address!!?️‍♂️

Show me where it hurts... No no, it is my P-trap I set yesterday...?

When we go to get some drinks tonight I'm going to piss my pants in protest of having to buy food....even though I was planning on getting the fine mushroom spaghetti ? Thanks a lot Cuomo!! Oh wait, we live in Florida now

And some people don't need to pass out to piss their pants after a couple IPA beers...

Yes, where's the Leighton Vander Esch coverage

Get Kerrigan out of there ASAP and bring him here

McCaffrey and I will be utilizing this technology in preparation for our upcoming baby...

He had a crew of accomplices...

Reminds me of when Buff State had to replace all the dorm bathroom plumbing from all the jerking going on... sinks, toilets, showers, bidets...

Man, I was so excited my hands were trembling...then I get in here and not even a Peter or Peter Pan in sight, so utterly disappointing Yoohoo mister plumbers, I have a pipe that needs some snaking!? While we are on this topic though... can anybody tell me what is wrong with my P-trap? https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/3CsTwsrmyqMitDTuCfq1M44TsJyAcPnYj-0D3LEph-9cdqqiCCWMAekBBSGhzN61vDtrR5_QEQwjJLhAxSz010um_FMf3qN-0DkPTOsEQNDieg

D. All of the above ??? of them ? ??s ? ??‍❤️‍?‍??‍?‍?‍?

Washington ?hawks ( $#!+hawks )

My house needs some touchless features where do I apply?

If Rudolph conked a helmetless Garrett, he'd be out of this league and every black player in the league would've stomped his butthole through his mouth blee dat

Give me McCaffrey or TJ Watt or LvE

Ok, you're A idiot!!

And an idiot!

I am Gudetama

These two singlehandedly decimated the Buffalo population into near extinction in one work shift...

I use that one all the time! You got a *****?

Where the Buffalo Roam and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Top shelf where momma hides the cookies!!!

Feeling breathless has to have an effect on the body at a cellular level... it is cause and effect not an imaginary issue. Also my lumberjack beard doesn't let a N95 seal but it's good enough for everybody because they just need to see the look of a mask to feel safe and protected

First of all I would suck the Covid right out but that's another story... OK, put them in plastic bubbles ASAP!!! His new nickname will be BubbleBoy because he is dreamy like Jake Gyllenhaal and also because of that?... Fake news... your oxygen and CO2 ratios are perfect, just keep telling your heart, lungs and brain that you won't pass out and it'll make it all better.?