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Sherlock Holmes

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  1. Ding ding ding... Oh you bet your sweet behind they were naming every death Corona for this reason. Also don't put it past them to lie about having Corona, anything with flu like symptoms... it's like the flu went "extinct" all of a sudden. They already lied about cause of death, what's a little "misdiagnosis" for the living???
  2. You mean you ain't down with the clownnnnn?!?!?!??
  3. Sounds like the Jets and Giants... so really nothing new for them. @Jimmy Spagnola, if you're not already reincarcerated you better go commit another B&E real quick because they don't install Sunday Ticket in alley dumpsters
  4. IN! I'm going to start a firm that personally services all the sexiest players with their every desire...like personal Waterboys but all inclusive! Any investors want in, I'm pitching to McCaffrey, Kupp, The Watts, Scout Master Kuechly, our own Josh Allen, Leighton Vander Esch, The Bosas, etc... Also looking for employees, must be willing to get your hands dirty....extremely dirtyyyyy
  5. Mahomie is going to get blown... away by at least 15 yards by Joshy, he also will get the sexier while doing it trophy
  6. We understand, you think he's gorgeous...? It's ok to release all that pent up heterosexual sexual frustration Royale, nobody is judging... Royale and Beasley sitting in a tree... K I S S I N G!!
  7. You have a say in that desecration of the flag raising on Iwo Jima in your avatar... might as well change the American flag to a Biden 2020 flag Ew, even with no Covid nobody wants to see a sausage fest of bros guzzling girly beers while rubbing on each other... unless it was the 2019 Carolina Panther locker room and it involved oilings of Kuechly and McCaffreys sore muscles...
  8. Well in our days kids are fingerbanging behind staircases on the reg in school... less chance of infection having a dinner you have with family normally anyways than that classroom skank passing off who knows what. Oh, no fever! and Flu like symptoms... did the Flu go extinct all of a sudden and every flu-like case is now Covid-19? Just asking for a friend! I guess I won't post the selfies
  9. I'm about to turn @ExiledInIllinois into a ****boy, get back into the plumbing thread!
  10. No, but I feel judged ExiledinIllinois probably thinks so anyways...
  11. If you touch yourself to McCaffery and Kuechly videos every night before you go to sleep you must be gay... It goes on and on...
  12. Lol caffeine addiction is the definition of dependency... Stimulant to your adrenal glands. People road raging is even more dangerous than drunk driving as they intend to hurt somebody
  13. This is the same thing as all the coffee drinkers out there... You pound your Tim Hortons' and your Starbuckses then decide to road rage all over the place!!! I swear if I see another person sipping a thermos or hot Yeti while driving...should be considered DWI!!
  14. You mean no more bobbing for pickled eggs?!?! Everything was going great until you decided to sprinkle some Llama milk in my drink... Im vegan!! At least make sure it's unpasteurized Llama milk to make me feel better please.
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