Sherlock Holmes

On an island in Florida. Moved here from Niagara County last July.

Broke all the Guinness Book of World Records for fapping...Need all new fatheads now.

Mmmmm Wild Turkey Rare Breed!!! I keep buying the nippers of Glenlivet 12 actually no bandaid so it's scrumptious! Any other no bandaid scotches?? Had Johnny Walker Black and from what I remember it tasted like they aged a barrel full of used bandaids with a little whiskey... Off topic but always loved Remy Martin 1738 Accord Royal and I can't stop guzzling it!

Starting to get a hint of yellow on our 1st rack of Ice Cream Bananas. Also finally getting some Peanut Butter fruits to ripen on the tree. Got extremely lucky and have flowers at the same time on our 2 Peruvian Apple Cacti so hoping for a fruit set on those! Mango season has been off the hook!!

Christian McCaffrey #1

Need the roster spot for Easley! I have more than both combined...thanks a lot Kuechly/McCaffrey

Ooh dirty boy! You just like the shape!!

You just earned yourself a bunch of smashed windows perpetrated by our street gang "The Bleu Chee$e Boyz" using our favorite MO... their curbside pickup boneless wings, ordered extra extra extra crispy to further solidify there already rock hard stature, they will be dipped in ranch to ensure no wasting of bleu cheese shall occur and maximum staining of your carpets... @teef let's roll!! Wait, Happy hour is over... Or Applebees... Nothing sets the mood better than that ambiance! Yes and his sons name is Jordan Nothing to do but each other Matthews Jr.

and doing each other... Scotty, I'm also sorry I sacrificed your weiner for a punter we didn't get...I can sew it back on for you if you'd like

Darnold doesn't want to talk about how Brady gave him Mono... Sure, why not just give up every right we have...finish us!!!

Ok, Karen!!!?

I like the dude but drafted 2nd round?!?! ?

I just keep seeing Lucy pulling away a bottle of Dom at the last second and him kicking thin air...

Really just Braden Mann-meat, wish we would've drafted him... Braxton Berrios is ok too

??????? You guys are making me thirsty!!!

Exactly what I had in mind!!! I totally feel the Thunder Dom vibes I got the practice rump as long as I get a glass or two

Did we really think he was called Shady because of his on field presence??? Put a bottle of Dom Perignon in a cage with him and a cop and see what happens...

Pat Mahomes Not sure what you negative nancies are watching but Josh has a GOAT arm... he can make throws no other QB EVER could make... Very accurate in short and intermediate throws just needs to Drew Brees it and connect on the Deep ball as well... Then people will acknowledge that GOAT cannon

Yay, he's a good person again!!!

Should've been Kupp

Well, they also share a city with the Mets... so that should even them back out to the worst team in the league...ain't I right @Gugny?!?! Bosa is going to smack the mono hiding in Darnolds spleen into the year 3020, where it becomes a new pandemic known as polynucleosis... Then Epenesa is going to have a nice start to his career with 3 sacks.

Hey, if Tebow can play two sports then so can Tre! It's not like the Stanley Cup and Vezina are chump change or something! PS...put him on the wall with Hasek and MillerTime! Nah, I wore him out making him shuck my crawfish Give him a few days to see straight!!

But but but, that's taking away from the real issues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare they

Oh stop, you the Doctors never lie deniers are a dime a dozen Well there are 1st hand accounts of this happening before Corona, during Corona and I guarantee it will continue after.