Sherlock Holmes

Should've offered the cops a sip like the ol' piss bottle switcharoo

Wish Sills V had a start like this to his rookie year

I'd hire 3 butlers cause I'm a baller like that... Lurch, Alfred and Geoffrey

I have put all of these in my mouth the same day, raw, and I ended up with literal mouth blisters on my soft palate... Happened from chewing up the habenero too much and letting it sit of all things. My wife would not eat a chili this hot so I reserve the extra spicy batch for my birthday and special occasions like Bills games.

Darn tootin' it is OK to dream!!! Sounds like a blast, my wife and I are gonna drive up to Siesta Key for her Birthday, out of respect I will make sure I don't crash any weddings in the area or get up to any shenanigans on the beach or water Seriously though, stay safe my friend, Enjoy your son's wonderful ceremony!

I'd go one deseeded Reaper, one trindad scorpion, two ghost peppers but the sugar rush peach bhut jolokias and one orange fruity habenero... All deseeded of course to get the best part of the heat and not die.

Unfortunately it was part of the game...I would've made a killing as a "stickum boy" back in the day, shame I wasn't born yet That being said Bullet Biletnikoff didn't need it, he was an amazing player. Largent even more so!

Don't be a baby, get the fire department on standby!!! Throw a couple Bhut Jolokia (Ghost Peppers) in that bad boy...

Ol' Freddy didn't need no stickum...his hands were already naturally like that. At least if I had been around they definitely... nevermind Point is he never dropped a pass, stickum or not like Stevey Largent Next SB game I guarantee Knox gets a screen or reverse and throws it deep to Allen for a TD!!! Saving that baby up...

My heart stops every time I feel water make us slide a bit... Congrats Augie to you and your son! He wouldn't happen to be celebrating at Siesta Key afterwards or having the ceremony or reception there would he??? Hey! Get out of my fantasy, it's already too wet in here!!!

Hockstrap would've been a great get but Knox has been good. Sucks Hock got injured already

What happened to "not that there's anything wrong with that"???!!!! I dont understand how fantasizing about having both Kittle and Knox as our starting Tight Ends (which they both definitely are) is offensive... What offensive language did I use Mr. Intolerance? I thought it is a disregard for sexual social norms nowadays not to be flamboyant!! PS... sorry I rubbed you the wrong way

Frank's is about as spicy as a glass of water

I'm not a flat earther, but you can engage me

I thought 10 was just pointing out what most Dr's are full of...?

Move to Saudi Arabia?

3 & 4 could've easily been 1 & 2 as well... 31, 41, 46, 58 should have been much higher

Allen's clutchhhhh!!!! Always feels like something special is going to happen with the ball in his hand

Oh, mykidsdad!!!! I love it

Ooooh please him as well!!!

Lest it be a Monty Python rabbit.... Get Kerrigan out of Washington immediately!!! He doesn't deserve to be around these animals

Hunter Thompson would be objective if you had drugs...

Yummmmmmm Dawson and Kittle Need both of them Kittle & Bits... Knox can be Bits

He gives so many "favors" he's allowed to do whatever he wants....even in TB

You called @YoloinOhio ?!?! Oh hey there Milano... I'll be his Snuggie blanket