It’s 11:05 outside the Ralph, distant headlights draw near. A 1975 Camaro pulls into the lot, “Creed” playing on the radio.
”CAN YOU TAKE MEE HIGHERRRR”
The engine is shut off, head lights die.
A man steps out, ripped jeans, muscle shirt, and patched jean jacket. He tosses his sun glasses onto the dash. You need sunglasses at night when the future is so bright.
He takes a look at the dark, still building, then heads in the opposite direction. To The Pit.
When he reaches the bottom, he lights a cigarette and takes a single drag, exhaling slowly. He flicks it into a bundle in the middle of the crater, which is instantly engulfed in flames. Legend says this was in slow motion.
The assistant walks carefully towards him through the rubble, carrying a tray. Where did his assistant come from? The Pit never reveals her secrets.
On this tray is a single Razor flip phone and a 6-pack of beer.
It’s time for Beane After Dark.