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Hahaha probably for the best 🤣

Fun little side note: my fantasy football name is the BardBarians, a play on my old D&D bard who was infamous for writing songs and poems about things and people he hated. Every week before the Thursday night games I send a poem to my opponent talking crap about their team and detailing how much better my team is. last year the BardBarians won 2 out of 3 leagues (and made the semi-finals in the last one). I like to tell myself that my ballads got into their heads 🤣 (the actual reason I won is I had Josh Allen in all 3 leagues)

I live in broome county, and the term I usually use is “throw it in the dirty Susquehanna” so that’s probably why it sounded that way haha.

Happy Von Diggs Day to all, and to all a Heyyyeyyyeyyyyeyyy!

Start by taking his phone and throwing it into the Erie

So, the thing about Von Miller is that he’s won a championship for every team he has played for professionally. i mean, historically speaking that could be a sign for us… right??

Crap, I used “late” and “great” twice. May need to fix real quick lol

Beane was a kind a generous man Building his team the best that he can He found some good players to join in the fun To help us compete for a super bowl run He was tired from days of working real late And he knew March 16th was gonna be great So he rested his head and took a short snooze But when he woke up he heard the bad news A player he liked backed out of a deal And he didn’t like how that made him feel He sat there stunned, his heart was torn And that was the moment Mean Beane was born. He didn’t stamp loudly or throw a big fit He didn’t scream curses like “dammit” or “sh*t” He put on his shades and he made a few calls He reminded the world that Mean Bean has balls He found the best player had no contract yet His chips were on the table, an all-in bet He waited and waited until the moment was right Everyone thought he was done for the night Mean Beane stunned everyone by sneaking around He shocked the whole word with some money he found Von Miller was coming to the 716 A deal that you’d never see with “old Buddy Nix” That was the day the whole league had learned Mean Beane was not one that should ever be spurned Mean Beane was here and he’s not going away Wait til you see what he pulls on draft day And this was the moment the Bills waited for An end of the search for an End who did more Mean Beane then started preparing the party Because the Bills are about to bring home the Lombardi

“Yeah Doctor, it won’t go down… …uh, it started with the Von Miller signing… …I mean, I’m not complaining I just wanted you to know… …yep …uh huh… …ok. Thanks doc. GO BILLS!!!”

Getting the band back together again? (the garage band)

Just doing the Lord’s work

Julio took the news hard. Will be out 6-8 weeks.

We will name the new stadium in his honor, make TO give him his key to the city, and Rex Ryan will change his tattoo in memory of what was and might have been

McKissic Era: 3/15/2022 - 3/16/2022 Some people just don’t want to win 🤷‍♂️

Somewhere between a 3th and a 6nd. Not as good as a 4st though

You mean the guy who re-signed with AZ yesterday?

Good for Mitch. Let’s hope dude got paid

Wow, that’s a shock. Hope he comes back on a more friendly contract, or he goes to the NFC. Definitely didn’t think we would shake the OL up after the end of last year

His agent is a freaking mastermind. I hope McCartney doesn’t rep anyone on the Bills lol

Lol yeah not happening anymore

Good. Let’s see him go to one more bowl and get that monkey off our back. Sorry Tom, it’s our time now.

Let’s see if we can get this to 50 pages 😏 j/k- he was too expensive and Knox has emerged. We still need to address the position but not anywhere near his asking price

Kirk asking for $15m a year did that

They still have a presence out here too - I mean, they’ve since certainly moved on but they drop in once in a while. Jon and I share the same barber and they go to school about 10 mins from where I did. Everyone who knows them seems to have nice things to say about Arthur and Chandler. Jon, well, that’s a mixed bag.

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