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Zappe returning to the team as their new RT probably. I mean, if a defensive coordinator can call their offense, a backup QB should know how to protect the starting QB riiiiiiiiiight?

Ok, here’s my super-official 2023 NFL Script: AFC Div: Bills, Bengals, Jags, Chiefs AFC WC: Dolphins, Jets, Ravens NFC Div: Eagles, Vikings, Seahawks, Saints NFC WC: Cowboys, 49ers, Giants PLAYOFFS WC: Bills beat Jets, Dolphins beat Jags, Chiefs beat Ravens Div: Bills beat Dolphins, Bengals beat Chiefs AFCCG: Bills beat Bengals 27-24 WC: Cowboys beat Saints, Seahawks beat 49ers, Vikings beat Giants Div: Eagles beat Cowboys, Vikings beat Seahawks NFCCG: Vikings beat Eagles Superbowl LXVII: Bills 33, Vikings 27 SB MVP: Stefon Diggs (131 yards, 2 TD) THE BATTLE OF THE 0/4’s- Diggs shakes off the postseason slump and comes up massive with the final TD in the last 4 mins. Bills D gets an INT to seal the deal just after the 2 min warning. Bills run the clock out and bring it home. Josh has 3 TDs, but 1 INT and 1 Fumble (recovered). Kincaid gets the other TD. Cook with 1 TD. Bass goes 2/2 FG but misses 1 XP kick. The Bills finally get the job done, and the Vikings fall apart once again in the biggest game of all. SEASON AWARDS: MVP: Joe Burrow OPOY: Justin Jefferson DPOY: Nick Bosa OROY: JSN DROY: Devon Witherspoon STATS: Passing: Josh Allen: 44 TD, 14 INT, 4940 yards. 66% Completion Rushing (Top 3): James Cook: 923 yards, 8 TD Damien Harris: 577 yards, 4 TD Josh Allen: 482 yards, 5 TD Receiving (Top 3): Stefon Diggs: 108 catches, 1168 yards, 14 TD Gabe Davis: 71 catches, 937 yards, 10 TD Dalton Kincaid: 62 catches, 753 yards, 8 TD

Apparently Eli doesn’t condone either. …wait, I read that wrong. He doesn’t “condom” - my bad.

They should have got Thurman to join in and he could have lost his helmet. ”No way, not again!!”

He did well in camp- I could definitely see his name called up a few times. Hope he makes the best of his opportunities and can be productive. Glad to see he stayed with us

This I could see, but I’m not sure how much we are looking at guard at the moment. Definitely a depth type player and the experience certainly helps. Might find a better offer on a team like the Rams but I think they just traded for someone

Whew, I got worried we weren’t going to have a ton of question marks in the title. Now I am relieved. ¿

Hard to say, if the team wants you bad enough they’ll make the move to get you. If I’m in a position to make generational wealth? I’ve got to put my needs first. If all goes according to plan I have my agent find me a way to the team after I play out my rookie contract. If I’m gonna go #1 overall, I’m gonna take it. There’s more to just being that pick- the advertising, the name recognition, the sponsorships, etc. I’d do what I had to do, and barring something unforeseen I’m gonna find my way to the Bills if they’ll have me.

That is awful. Lost his father in the accident too… idk if I could even rebuild there if it was me. Straight up relocate entirely. Not that it does much, but I hope for the best for this kid. What a tragedy.

I could see a potential trade or a pickup from cuts around the league coming in to compete. Doc clarified he was joking. It’s hard to tell around here some days lol 😂

Yeah, but then you wouldn’t have Kincaid. He jumped Dallas who was salivating at the chance of getting him. Did you see their draft room when we got him? They looked dejected and upset as hell.

I honestly don’t know how he fell to 59, but I’m glad we were able to capitalize on that and bring him in. I was thinking he’d go around late 30s - early 40s. My other favorite guard out of this years class was Steve Avila (who can play anywhere in the middle of the OL). He’s gonna be a star if he shows up on gameday when it matters. I actually think we have a solid foundation for the middle of the OL right now. Tackle is where things are getting messy - Dawkins underperformed and Brown needs to make some major improvements quickly to avoid losing his job. McGovern, Morse, and Torrence are going to do well. I think we let Morse walk next year and insert Bates into the staring Center position and it won’t be a major downgrade. A major investment is needed to keep Josh upright- I’d prefer a known commodity if we can afford it, but we need to draft a Tackle next year early. MLB is the other major position of need but I’d rather get the line figured out first. Best way to win is to score more points, and the best way to do that is to get Josh all the time he needs. Hopefully we get it sorted out and both Dawkins and Brown step up their game. I could see maybe even getting a LT upgrade and moving Dawkins back to RT for a year if needed.

Kincaid and Sherf looking great

They’re gonna send Mike White out there vs the Bills to protect Tua, aren’t they? Matt Milano is already licking his lips

Dodson wants to know how much air resistance they have when swinging… for research purposes only.

WE. MAKE. HOLES IN TEETH!

What a catch!

Think it would have to be Bills - Vikings. Someone finally gets theirs, the other goes 0-5. Ultimate victory, ultimate defeat.

BERMAN BOWL!!!!

Week 5 is my guess. Close, but our staff like to ease players back in. Personally I’d be more than happy having him come back after our bye week. Keep him fresh for the late / post season

Boy, have the Bills a long way from Hacketts R2P2 offense or what?: run, run, pass, punt.

Valid point! Haha I truly do appreciate his work, it just threw me off reading it a few times throughout the update.

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I love reading these, but I have to ask why he mentions “catch of the day” so many times. I feel like it should be used once. “All these plays are great, but in my opinion the catch of the day belongs to __________.” Makes more sense than saying it 4+ times and being left to think it over.