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"Sleeping with the television on." Wasn't a hit but it should have been.

Red. Some people bought Flutie Flakes as a collectors item and never opened it. I did.

Empty box of Flutie Flakes.

Come hear Uncle John's band Playing to the tide Come on along or go alone He's come to take his children home

There are two happiest days in a boat owner's life. One is the day he buys his first boat. The other is the day he sells it.

I'll never forget that day We motored stately into big LA The lights of the city Put settling down in my brain Though it's only been a month or so That old car's buggin us to go We got to get away and get Back on the road again Me and you and a dog named Boo Traveling and living off the land Me and you and a dog named Boo How I love being a free man

In a borrowed ride White with power glide We felt passions burning heat With the static glow of the radio Virgin struggled on the seat Bathed in salty sweat We were soaking wet As the night turned purple blue She took my heart And it could happen to you

Beavis and Butthead watching MTV videos. What musician did they think was Jerry Seinfeld?

I just say Hi when I see them. Don't know their names. I make a point of never getting to know my neighbors. Learned a lesson from my Mom. She became friends with the next door neighbors and the annoying woman next door was always coming over and all summer long she would be sitting in our backyard.

I want to get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer

I'd want to be a musician like Steve Miller. Make millions of dollars, tour the world and you still can go anywhere you want and nobody recognizes you.

Always have a litter bag in your car. It doesn't take up much space and when it gets full you can just throw it out the car window... This is a Steve Martin joke.

Mo Lewis, for giving Bledsoe the injury that made Brady starting QB.

I don't feel safe in this world no more I don't want to die in a nuclear war I want to sail away to a distant shore And make like an apeman

So many times I couldn't mention all. I will mention one. First time I heard "Time to Pretend" by MGMT I was driving into a Stewart's shop and I waited in my car for it to finish. Then I waited through a couple more songs for the DJ to give the name and artist.

The ice age is coming The sun's zooming in Meltdown expected The wheat is growing thin Engines stop running But I have no fear Cause London is drowning And I live by the river

Abbott & Costello.

Rolling Stones - Some Girls Cheap Trick - Heaven Tonight & In Color Meatloaf - Bat out of Hell The Cars - The Cars & Candy O Nick Lowe - Pure Pop for Now People Sex Pistols - Never Mind the Bollocks

Hank Hill.

Happy Father's Day to all at TBD!

Radios of the world are tuning in tonight Are you on the dial, are you tuned in right? One of our DJs is missing Are you listening? Are you listening to me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me clearly? Around the dial

I wouldn't put him up there with Beethoven or Mozart, but I will mention Jeff Lynne (ELO).

No reason left to stay This house is haunted anyway I'll tell you something baby There will come a day When I can open up my heart and love again Until then I'll get by Somehow I'll get by I know I'll get by

They measure your hopes and dreams In dollars and cents Fear and loathing is their national debt The man with no eyes Takes you by surprise And breaks into your soul to terrorize

Gotta be cool, relax, get hip And get on my tracks Take a back seat, hitch-hike And take a long ride on my motorbike Until I'm ready Crazy little thing called love