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So many Sherlock Holmes level investigatory detectives here

Athletes without a position*. Their stats are vastly different: 1 int and 1 pass defended last year. That's not what a db does.

He's an athlete. You know who else was an athlete, Mayhem Maybin.

With that extra fifth that might come in, Don't be surprised if pick in round #6 goes to Mr. Kelly.

Browns have had 2 first round picks 4 out of the last 10 drafts. There are currently only 2 of those guys still on the roster. Yeahhhh.... Doesn't matter how many times you pick if you suck at picking!

The Pats just extended James White for 3 years. The Patriots now have 6 RBs (if they Gilli goes through) and 2 FBs on the roster. WTF

The Patriots still have Brandon Cooks, I would advise everyone freak out over that more.

Why do you draft Derek Carr when you have EJ Manuel?

Having lived outside of Buffalo for a long time in a few different cities, I can attest to this. People generally complain about their own teams delusional offseason's (mostly Baltimore out of the few places I've been) but admire what my team is doing. Nobody has yet to take a second and see that trading up and sending next year's first in 2014 was genius. The first round the next year after we were slotted to pick is filled with busts.

Aaron "Mayhem" Maybin Chris "Lunch-Pail" Kelsay Torell "Broken Back Broken Dreams" Troupe James "Too Tall" Hardy Roscoe "Punt Returner Specialist" Parrish TJ "****ty Version of Roscoe" Graham Shawn "Not a Tight End but a Loose End" Nelson Shawn "Steroids" Merriman Nick "We Should Have Gotten Burnett" Barnett

Basically. You mean that guy who got booted off a team primarily for a character reason?

My first thought was Cordy and second was Sammy. Everyone always says we gave up "soooo" much, but then you actually take 10 seconds and an ounce of effort to realize the next years first round draft class was steaming garbage from where we would have drafted. In addition, our second round pick turned out better than 95% of the first round picks from that year. That was a phenomenal move and showed great foresight; I know how unpopular it is to say that around here, however.

How does this happen. Awful.

We like to call Peyton and Favre great even though they've both harassed women.

Nakamura is like goldust + hbk

He's awful

Was watching some UFC show, apparently Weidman didn't know what the date was. I'm so confused, either this guy had a concussion or was faking it.

Shinsuke is the Japanese HBK.

The stuff I'm hearing about Weidman is pretty annoying. Sounding like he wanted an easy way out then threw a fit when they said it was legal. Gegard just got a new fan.

When McDermott went on about talking to Russ Brandon about organizing practices and other offseason things, I wanted to punch a hole in the wall.

We aren't used to having guys talk trash because we are so used to having our tails in between our legs scared of everyone else

Weidman fan, but he was getting his ass kicked and after those knees he looked liked he didn't know where he was. That bad call, imo, was good for him. I had floor seats. The guy has young children, crowd booed, but I believe it was the best decision. Overall awesome night. Met Tyrod, he was not in a good mood, guy was kind of a jerk, but he was probably getting mobbed all night. Richie is awesome, super friendly. Had a brief talk with Dareus, he said he feels great for this upcoming season and he feels horrible for missing so many games fwiw. Eric Wood was a cool guy to talk to as well. Thurman was there too but never got to speak with him.

They key to getting a franchise QB is using 20 fourths. Also, we likely aren't getting comp picks because of Sean McDoogle bringing in a plethora of FA..

The bottom third of the NFL is teams' 22-32 (because a third of 32 is about 10). In what world is 16th "just beating that out"? We were about a FG a game or a TD about every other game from being a top ten OR bottom ten scoring defense. That is literally average, one standard deviation (approximately) from the top and bottom. When we use statistics and statistical vocabulary, its important to make sure you understand what you are saying. EDIT: So I went ahead and calculated the standard deviation and true average for scoring defense in the NFL in 2016 because all these false narratives here drive me nuts. True StDv: 3.380230415414 True AVG: 22.771875 Therefore, our Bills were .5 points PER game from being statistically in the middle for points given up in 2016 and about a FG per game from being part of the top third.

Now that was funny.