Doc Brown

Week 1 is pry the most misleading week of the season which is why I'll never put money on it but the Giants o-line looks terrible. Jones needs everything around him to be perfect so they need to somehow clean that up.

Would’ve loved for the Bills to get Cooks as our number two.

Good for Mayfield but I fear for him when he has to go up against good defensive lines.

It's about as exciting as voting too.

Allen would not have checked that down if their was a gun to the head like Burrow did. Lol.

Pick up Kareem Hunt if the Ravens sign him.

Caleb Williams and Marvin Harrison Jr. incoming.

JK Dobbins torn Achilles. Same as it ever was.

They already traded it to the Cardinals because they're a pathetically ran franchise.

Glad Hopkins decided to take less to sign with a contender.

Did the massage therapists take his ability to read defenses away?

You're seeing such bad qb play because they protect them more in training camp/preseason. Not enough live reps. It's a fascinating balancing act because you don't want them hurt.

Screen mirroring through the nfl plus app on the phone and I can't get rid of the darn pause button in the middle. First world problem.

Week one is always strange. It's usually never as good as it seems (see last years Rams game) and it's never as bad as it seems (see the Steelers opener the year before). If we lose I like to re-watch the game to see what went wrong and ignore everything else including my family. If we win I like to re-watch the game multiple times and soak in all the national content I can even if it means distancing myself from my family.

Bills 24 Jets 24 Tyler Bass and Greg Zeurlein each kick eight field goals including one each in overtime. Aaron Rodgers makes the two young undrafted WR's featured on Hard Knocks cry after key drops. Both slowly descend into depression and become alcoholics after being cut for Greg Jennings and Jordy Nelson. They later descend into madness and bomb a village in Colorado after agreeing to overlook an off-season hotel for the winter. Nathaniel Hackett is arrested after getting into a fist fight with Sean Payton's first cousin once removed who is on the high school marching band performing at halftime. Gabe Davis drops eight touchdown passes and TBD sets the all time daily thread page record titled "Trade for Mike Evans." The thread euphoria only lasts two days though as Brandon Beane gives Davis a five year extension on Wednesday.

Toney evened it out.

Nick Wright is actually pretty insightful when not in character. The problem is you need to play a character to get the ratings.

I want that t-shirt.

The structure will be interesting with Chase and Higgins due contracts soon. You've got to think Burrow made it a priority to make sure they're both going to be re-signed. I think it's a good deal for both Burrow and the Bengals.

After tonight I'm going with Mike Evans.

Patrick Mahomes has never won a game without Eric Bienemy.

Neither did any WR in the history of the NFL.

True but the NFC East sucked during that stretch.

If it was Allen we would point to the numerous drops including the pick six.

True. He always seemed to make "the play" on defense in close games though. It's going to be interesting as the Chiefs will be feeling more pressure with this loss in a tough AFC.