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It's especially crappy because he was just coming back from a concussion. He was shaky at best after that first slam into the turf, aside from the TD catch he dropped a few and just didn't look right. Then his noggin got rocked again. Poor dude.

I like his brother Jeff way better.

I feel like he was surprised with himself when he came down with it. Seemed like he was expecting to bat it down and just got his hands on it perfectly. He's on an all pro pace right now.

I felt awful for the guy. He should've been done for the day after the first time he slammed his head. And did I hear right, he was just coming back from a concussion? Pretty terrible look for the Bungles. Dude came up grabbing his head after two wicked turf shots and aside from the second TD he caught he looked off for the rest of the game.

Bosa and Thompson have been solid additions. I'd like to see them stick around.

I like to live dangerously. You find some rocks to kick yet? There was a big one out by the highway, someone said it might be a pumpkin tho. Careful out there, fella. Don't pull a Younghoe Koo and kick the turf, aim for the rockpumpkin.

Splittin' hairs on this Tuesday afternoon. You go kick rocks, Dave.

All I can think of is the Goofy meme, "I'll fluffin' do it again!" Do it again, Minnesota. I dare ya.

I'll just be bummed out. I don't have the time or the energy to hate on the dude. Criticism is one thing but some people take it to a ridiculous level. IMO, a lot is owed to both McDermott and Beane. Sure, they aren't without faults, but they deserve a lot of credit for the turnaround from basement dwellers to contenders. I honestly don't see any major coaching or front office changes happening in the off-season regardless of what happens. But given that it's been a bit of a rough one personnel-wise maybe that gives Beane the itch to really try and wheel n deal with trades/free agency/the draft.

Translation: I, Cam Heyward, am an overgrown toddler and was feeling very fussy from having my lunch handed to me by Dr. Prof. Josh Allen, PhD. Esq. Jr., so I decided to be a baby back bish about it. I sowwy.

I think them shweet kickoff returns he's had added a spark to his confidence. He looked very decisive and was running with some authority. It's good to see, they need another offensive guy to step up and become someone defenses need to key on.

May the day of the turkey bestow youse all with the strength of my biological stepdad, Jorsh Allen. In Jorsh's name we pray, Al-len. Seriously tho I hope y'all are good, even ye ol' curmudgens whose opinions I regularly disagree with, even youse, guy who said he somehow missed the drought era. Even youse, Brandon Beane, youse who kinda left your superstar QB out to dry because youse didn't wanna double back and realize, "eh, Keon is a nice kid but maybe we should draft one of these pass catchers this year just in case." I don't fault youse for everything, Dalton Kincaid has proven to be a very effective piece of the offense but it does appear he may be made of glass or like, an old balsa wood toy plane or something. Even youse, Sean McDermott, youse just be credited with the huge role you've played in turning the team from a perennial loser to a perennial contender. I may be late to the party but unfortunately I must now question if youse is the man to deliver the elusive Lombardi to Buffalo. Maybe if youse hire some real coordinators this off-season. Sorry Joe and Bobbeh, I dunno if youse guys is the right fit. One guy I'm not thanking tho is Terrence of the Training Camp, it was he who was responsible for proper placement of floor mats and thus responsible for robbing us of the immaculate greatness that would've been Kevin Kolb. Eff youse, Terrence! Alrighty everyone go eat turkey and then come back here for the big whiner fiesta that'll surely happen after the Cowboys blow a 21 point lead and let the stupid Chefs creep back into the game and steal it last minute. As is the way of the Chefs. May those red rat bastids be served the driest of turkeys, the blandest of potatoes, and the lamest of dinner music: all brought to them by Travis's equally lame and disingenuous girlfriend Tammy Swamp, or whatever the heck her stupid name is. Go Bills.

Ask her if she really wants to disappoint Josh Allen. I know I don't. Hell, I don't know one sane man who would!

Sgt. Ski to the principals office, please, Sgt. Ski to the principals office. Bring your fan card, please, because we gonna revoke dat ish.

POW! I'm sorry, is he saying "pow?" PA-POW!!