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Man, I used to think the same thing then one day I'm walking thru Walmart and I gotta rip one. Okay here's an empty aisle, lemme just walk down here and *thhbbpt!* Ummm...why the hell does it feel like that fart came with a prize? Didn't feel that way at all. Haven't been able to trust a fart since. I remember eating at an Applebee's before that so I blame them.

Everyone's already beat up from fifteen weeks of football, wear and tear of the season and stuff just adds up or keeps nagging and finally goes, etc.

Aside from Allen and Cook, I'd say he's probably the only other guy on offense that an opposing defense has to say, "Okay, we gotta key in on this dude." Most LBs can't cover him so that can force teams to put their nickel CB on him a lot and that ideally opens up opportunities for other guys. It's been a trip for the passing game this season but they are much better when Kincaid can go and over the last couple weeks I've been cautiously optimistic that Brady has made some good adjustments there. Getting the RBs involved more is a plus and Knox showed he can still be a weapon for them. Two good TEs that can both get down the field and catch with a solid run game and the occasional play from one of them WR fellas and yeah maybe it'll work.

I'm not sure why but I've just kinda always disliked Burrow lol. I think I'm just find him kind of smug or something. Real punchable face too. I typically don't care too much but something about that dork has always made me go, "bah, pipe down ya weenie." He wanted what he got in Cinci, got his bag and then his receivers got their bags and stayed on but whoops, then they couldn't (probably wouldn't anyway) pay anyone on defense and yeah it's gotta be super frustrating to be able to regularly hang 30+ most weeks and still lose.

It's especially crappy because he was just coming back from a concussion. He was shaky at best after that first slam into the turf, aside from the TD catch he dropped a few and just didn't look right. Then his noggin got rocked again. Poor dude.

I like his brother Jeff way better.

I feel like he was surprised with himself when he came down with it. Seemed like he was expecting to bat it down and just got his hands on it perfectly. He's on an all pro pace right now.

I felt awful for the guy. He should've been done for the day after the first time he slammed his head. And did I hear right, he was just coming back from a concussion? Pretty terrible look for the Bungles. Dude came up grabbing his head after two wicked turf shots and aside from the second TD he caught he looked off for the rest of the game.

Bosa and Thompson have been solid additions. I'd like to see them stick around.

I like to live dangerously. You find some rocks to kick yet? There was a big one out by the highway, someone said it might be a pumpkin tho. Careful out there, fella. Don't pull a Younghoe Koo and kick the turf, aim for the rockpumpkin.

Splittin' hairs on this Tuesday afternoon. You go kick rocks, Dave.

All I can think of is the Goofy meme, "I'll fluffin' do it again!" Do it again, Minnesota. I dare ya.

I'll just be bummed out. I don't have the time or the energy to hate on the dude. Criticism is one thing but some people take it to a ridiculous level. IMO, a lot is owed to both McDermott and Beane. Sure, they aren't without faults, but they deserve a lot of credit for the turnaround from basement dwellers to contenders. I honestly don't see any major coaching or front office changes happening in the off-season regardless of what happens. But given that it's been a bit of a rough one personnel-wise maybe that gives Beane the itch to really try and wheel n deal with trades/free agency/the draft.

Translation: I, Cam Heyward, am an overgrown toddler and was feeling very fussy from having my lunch handed to me by Dr. Prof. Josh Allen, PhD. Esq. Jr., so I decided to be a baby back bish about it. I sowwy.

I think them shweet kickoff returns he's had added a spark to his confidence. He looked very decisive and was running with some authority. It's good to see, they need another offensive guy to step up and become someone defenses need to key on.