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The Prison Mike scene from the Office and the Kenny Rogers Roasters episode of Seinfeld were both great choices. Frankly, I could list SO MANY scenes from those two shows, and Curb Your Enthusiasm for that matter. Instead, I'll post this simple clip of Rob Lowe's character trying to will himself in the mirror to stop being sick from Parks and Recreation. Gets me every time, and I think about it every time I'm sick.

Chiefs fans are one of the most sensitive and insecure fan bases I've ever come across. And yes, Bills fans are often very sensitive and insecure themselves. The difference is that heartache is all we've ever known and we've never hoisted a Lombardi trophy. We're fans of a famously star-crossed and unlucky team. The Chiefs, on the other hand, are in the midst of a dynasty, coming off two Super Bowl wins, and boast (arguably) the best QB and head coach in the league -- both surefire first ballot Hall of Famers -- and they're STILL overly sensitive and insecure. The absolute outrage and defensiveness they show any time someone dares to talk positively about quarterbacks other than Mahomes. The defensiveness and dismissiveness they show any time their team gets beaten. I've come across arrogant fan bases before. Patriots fans were beyond awful for 20 years. But I've never seen this level of arrogance/smugness MIXED WITH extreme sensitivity and insecurity. It's downright bizarre. **Note: I'm mostly talking about online Chiefs fans on social media and message boards and Chiefs content creators. I know most people say that any time they've gone to games or interacted with Chiefs fans in real life, it's been a mostly positive experience.

Buncha cucks.

I won't try to argue that hanging anyone's effigy is ever smart, funny, or a good idea. But the outrage IS a little bit rich coming from the fan base of the team who mimes a Native American war chant throughout football games. If we're talking about insensitivity to our racial past: pot, meet kettle.

Opening my door to find a stack of the foods you just mentioned -- which I didn't pay for or expect -- would be an absolute dream. Literal best case scenario in life. As for the highly specific nature of my post to BringBackFlutie. Well....Let's just say the combined effects of a long day of tailgating, a bunch of homemade moonshine and jell-o shots, and a confiscated E-Pen made SOMEONE a grumpy and unreasonable drunkard, such that a perfectly well-delivered pizza at 11pm -- by virtue of not being visible to the compromised eyes of said drunkard despite its location exactly where it was supposed to be -- garnered an angry and unwarranted zero star rating on Doordash for the hapless delivery person who happened to draw the short straw on this unwinnable courier assignment. TL;DR - drunks are jerks.

Hell hath no fury like an angry drunken door dasher whose nicotine device was confiscated at a sporting event.

Probably give them a zero star rating too.

In recent years, we've started making homemade mac 'n' cheese on Thanksgiving day. Goes wonderfully with the rest of the spread. Not something I grew up with, but I'm glad we added it. I didn't think it was that odd, but many have said they've never had it on Thanksgiving. Also, I grew up around a lot of Italians, and many made manicotti or ziti or whatnot in addition to the "usual" spread. All of it got me thinking: Is there anything on your Thanksgiving table every year that isn't a typical Thanksgiving food? If so, what?

A New Jersey based team poaching a Bills front office member to be their new GM. If only there was some recent precedent we could look to to see how this may work out for them.

Not sure. My hidden cam feed from her living room was on the fritz during that play.

They say that when you spend a lot of time with your spouse, you start to kinda look alike.

I should probably defer to the resident draft experts here, but... It's hard to think the Vikings wouldn't rather have him than Lewis Cine, who they picked at 32. Or that the Commanders wouldn't rather have him than Jahan Dotson, who they picked at 16. Heck, the Bills themselves picked Kaiir Elam at 23! Have to think he'd go no later than the top to middle of the 2nd, at worst. And only because off-ball linebackers are still a bit devalued relative to other positions.

Nah. Last year's COTY was Kevin Stefanski. Year before that was Brian Daboll. Previous recent winners include Matt Nagy, Jason Garrett, Ron Rivera, Marvin Lewis, and Mike Smith. AFCCG appearances have nothing to do with it. McDermott deserves to have won one by now.

Since 2020, the Bills are indeed number one in point differential, while the Lions are 18th.

I posted some comments from that thread up above, but suffice to say that the draft capital used on him was not the only problem people had with him. It was frequently mentioned that he was too small to play linebacker, that he's probably nothing more than a LB/S 'tweener, that he was not a "need", and that he'd likely never be anything more than Milano's backup. And, weirdly enough, multiple people were also very upset that he was not Dylan Parham.

Looks like Tarzan, plays like Jane. I was very patient with him because he was only 11 years old when we drafted him, but by year four I was ready to move on.

I believe I remember being irritated that they didn't draft an offensive player with the pick, but then watching and reading about Bernard and understanding why they picked him, and reminding myself that 3rd rounders realistically are not usually instant starters. There are relatively few people in that whole draft night thread who had nice things to say about the pick. And yeah, I've had plenty plenty plenty of bad draft takes over the years that I'll readily admit to. I was ready for the Bills to draft Troy Franklin at the top of round two this year. I thought Ryan Nassib in round 2 would've been a sound decision the year he came out. I thought Josh Allen was JP Losman 2.0. So...yeah. I'm an idiot. There's a reason I'm not employed by an NFL team. You were actually one of the more REASONABLE people in the draft night thread!

Some replies from draft night are below (names redacted, but there are some great posters amongst the quotes below. These are only from the first 10 pages of the 36 page thread). Key takeaways: Instant draft night takes are usually bad, most of us have no idea what we're talking about, and sometimes we SHOULD trust the scouts. Oh, and apparently Dylan Parham was a very popular choice for the Bills in 2022. "Midget." "Joe marino is not having it at all. HATES the pick lol" "Bernard I had as a 6th round guy. If this is the future replacement for Edmunds then yikes. Not too happy with this one to be honest." "Meh. Over draft. Yet he might be a ST/backup to Milano." "He’s a backup to Milano? Seems like a weird pick here. " "Ok I'm having a hard time getting pumped for this one" "I had Bernard earmarked for one of those 6th rounders." "6-1 LB? 😂 Is Beanie Boy stoned too?" "Levy/Jauron level draft." "I was happy with the draft until this Beane dropped this turd pick into the punch bowl. Parham should’ve been the pick and went one spot after us." "Parham should have been the pick. This guy could have been had with one of our 6th round picks or maybe even a UDFA. There's no highlight reel for him on youtube, and no one has him listed as a day 1 starter. A real reach in the 3rd round. A true WTF pick." "just an awful pick. could have traded down and got him. Tiny, oft injured, most project him as a pure ST player/backup. With other OL and WR on board this is off. "

I'd love to dig up the draft night thread about Terrel Bernard and see how absolutely wrong so many people were. I'm not immune to it. I nearly cried when they drafted Josh Allen. I'm just saying...the discrepancy of opinion between draft night and now would make for some humorous reading.

We're talking power rankings? Ok. Thanksgiving sides. Go! 5. Cranberry Sauce 4. Mac 'n' cheese 3. Mashed Potatoes 2. Sweet Potato Casserole 1. Stuffing

First: Sean McDermott should have won coach of the year in the Damar Hamlin/blizzard year. Keeping the team together through all of that and achieving a 13-3 record was an incredible achievement, regardless of how the playoffs turned out. As to the topic at hand: "Coach of the year", much like League MVP, has taken on a different meaning. These days, it more often than not tends to go to coaches who coached a previously bad team to a winning record. Guys who come in and resuscitate bad teams and make them good. Dan Quinn would fit the bill this year, as would Jim Harbaugh. I don't think that SHOULD be what the award equates to, but it is what it is. For the Bills to have the best point differential in the league since 2020 and to be as consistently good as they are, its downright criminal that McDermott has never won it. Alas, he is punished for his consistency.

I have no feelings one way or the other on the topic at hand. I just couldn't help but notice that it was kinda funny that the kicker topic was created by a guy named St Pete Gogolak.

Are you certain that this is correct? I didn't think the factor of whether the "extra" game was home or away in any given year played any part in determining whether a team plays an international game in said year.

Your username checks out.

Wanted to point out that, if I'm not mistaken, it's technically possible that one of our home games next year could be played overseas. Would suck giving up a home game while playing at that stadium for the final year, but it's possible it may happen.