Logic

I was going through the teams that could possibly sign him in my head, and I think the funniest possible outcomes would be: - Dallas signs him this year and he continues to start in the NFC East - The Bears sign him next year to compete with Caleb Williams and Jones winds up winning the job at some point and Bears fans go from the jubilation of drafting 1st rounder Justin Fields, to the disappointment of actually seeing him play, to the jubilation of drafting 1st rounder Caleb Williams, to the disappointment of actually seeing him play, to being resigned to watching a Daniel Jones reclamation project - The Raiders sign him next year. Their fans go from Gardner Minshew to Aidan O'Connell to Daniel Jones. WE ARE LAUGHING. All in all, I think I'm rooting for the Bears outcome, just for comedy's sake.

Yeah I think he has "team signs him to a 1 year deal to compete to start but then drafts a rookie in the 1st round" written allll over him. Then he either never gets to play or only plays the "sacrificial first four games before we turn it over to the rookie" role. After THAT, he'll become the backup for the Buffalo Beews.

Yeah Jones walked into President Mara's office and asked for his release, a request which Mara granted. That's about it.

Gambling and fantasy football warp people's brains. Team wins the game but doesn't feature your favorite skill player? Coaches should be fired. Your favorite skill player comes 2 yards shy of causing you to hit on your 6-leg parlay? Send him a Tweet telling him to kill himself. I'm telling you -- fantasy football and gambling (both of which I participate in) are ruining sports viewers.

This whollle thing is not a great look for Schoen and Daboll. Yikes.

The combination of: - How effective Ray Davis has looked in limited work - The amount of contract extensions for key players coming up (Groot, Bernard, Benford, Shakir) - The replaceability of running backs in general It is my belief that James Cook should not be given a contract extension. I almost never believe in giving a running back a second contract, unless he's a truly elite player who contributes to the passing game in a big way. If the Bills were flush with money and didn't have so many other key extensions coming up, I might feel differently. As it stands -- with other more pressing extensions on the horizon, with Ray Davis in-house and looking good, with the Bills front office showing over the years that it's not afraid to spend day two picks on running backs -- I think they should let Cook walk. I'm sure that opinion will go over like a lead balloon, but I'm sticking to it. Give me the Edge rusher, the defensive captain, the elite corner, and the elite YAC receiver over the running back, please and thank you.

Have you considered just punching yourself in the dIck instead?

The Prison Mike scene from the Office and the Kenny Rogers Roasters episode of Seinfeld were both great choices. Frankly, I could list SO MANY scenes from those two shows, and Curb Your Enthusiasm for that matter. Instead, I'll post this simple clip of Rob Lowe's character trying to will himself in the mirror to stop being sick from Parks and Recreation. Gets me every time, and I think about it every time I'm sick.

Chiefs fans are one of the most sensitive and insecure fan bases I've ever come across. And yes, Bills fans are often very sensitive and insecure themselves. The difference is that heartache is all we've ever known and we've never hoisted a Lombardi trophy. We're fans of a famously star-crossed and unlucky team. The Chiefs, on the other hand, are in the midst of a dynasty, coming off two Super Bowl wins, and boast (arguably) the best QB and head coach in the league -- both surefire first ballot Hall of Famers -- and they're STILL overly sensitive and insecure. The absolute outrage and defensiveness they show any time someone dares to talk positively about quarterbacks other than Mahomes. The defensiveness and dismissiveness they show any time their team gets beaten. I've come across arrogant fan bases before. Patriots fans were beyond awful for 20 years. But I've never seen this level of arrogance/smugness MIXED WITH extreme sensitivity and insecurity. It's downright bizarre. **Note: I'm mostly talking about online Chiefs fans on social media and message boards and Chiefs content creators. I know most people say that any time they've gone to games or interacted with Chiefs fans in real life, it's been a mostly positive experience.

Buncha cucks.

I won't try to argue that hanging anyone's effigy is ever smart, funny, or a good idea. But the outrage IS a little bit rich coming from the fan base of the team who mimes a Native American war chant throughout football games. If we're talking about insensitivity to our racial past: pot, meet kettle.

Opening my door to find a stack of the foods you just mentioned -- which I didn't pay for or expect -- would be an absolute dream. Literal best case scenario in life. As for the highly specific nature of my post to BringBackFlutie. Well....Let's just say the combined effects of a long day of tailgating, a bunch of homemade moonshine and jell-o shots, and a confiscated E-Pen made SOMEONE a grumpy and unreasonable drunkard, such that a perfectly well-delivered pizza at 11pm -- by virtue of not being visible to the compromised eyes of said drunkard despite its location exactly where it was supposed to be -- garnered an angry and unwarranted zero star rating on Doordash for the hapless delivery person who happened to draw the short straw on this unwinnable courier assignment. TL;DR - drunks are jerks.

Hell hath no fury like an angry drunken door dasher whose nicotine device was confiscated at a sporting event.

Probably give them a zero star rating too.

In recent years, we've started making homemade mac 'n' cheese on Thanksgiving day. Goes wonderfully with the rest of the spread. Not something I grew up with, but I'm glad we added it. I didn't think it was that odd, but many have said they've never had it on Thanksgiving. Also, I grew up around a lot of Italians, and many made manicotti or ziti or whatnot in addition to the "usual" spread. All of it got me thinking: Is there anything on your Thanksgiving table every year that isn't a typical Thanksgiving food? If so, what?