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you cannot stay away

More airports and morgues would tune in just for that?

Just people with placards stating how much he sukzzzzz, riding up and down the escalator behind him

Carlin? That’s rock bottom for thinking.

I would sign up for pay per view for a Trump haircut and styling amazing work there

Liberals gonna liberal

No way

Who’d pay

That was a good file back in the day, for many of us.

He not a Canadian he a liar

Nah, a friend’s first year law class had 15 caught cheating and since 3 were of a protected racial group, all got off with no punishment But the kid who Uncle Teddy cheated off of was stupider than him

“Robin (Quivers)....I was just about to write a letter to (whoever died when they were off the air)”

With only two parties the loser party knows it will be back on top by inertia within a decade no matter how dumb it is

For one tough exam I ignored the calls for time remaining and 10 minutes after the last call I approached the proctor with my answer booklet he said it was way too late now and that I was getting a zero i asked him “don’t you know who I am?” and when he sneered “no” i crammed my booklet into the middle of the big pile of booklets and strolled out like a boss im sure somebody really did this once...

It was ironic that the Nazis chose to attack their top nuclear physicists, these real scientists were most welcome in the US and UK

If jump off the Tallahatchee Bridge first

They can read? yay!!!!

A staffer concocted that retort a week after she was floored in the elevator Esprit d’escalier....

The first situation was a lot more serious and dire, you couldn’t go anywhere if trapped In Marseille and no passage out.

used to know one of the “NO!” guys with a credit on Tommy Boy, a Canadian actor with a lot of credits like this, he seemed to make a good living in his later years

You’d pick an easy elective and it would backfire, the proverbial “Jazz for beginners” that wound up having to memorize 50 albums for a hearing test worth 80% we we had a guaranteed A+ for Canadian Geography, just label the great lakes and an X where the profs cottage was. but my time there he got sick and was replaced by a kook who lectured on acid rain and upsetting the caribou when planes flew overhead and we were totally screwed out of the easy A+ what was your major? Most of my floor in residence were Engineering and they were smart and worked twice as hard as me and were terrified the whole year that they were going to flunk out

I can assure you there is no waiting list for him in any country he chooses

———- for HS physics we had some brain in the class for which the teacher would start a test by saying he was gonna make it so hard that the brain wouldn’t get perfect the rest of us were like WTH every test... especially on statics the brain got 100 every time and also wrote a 20 line poem about the test, read out proudly by the teacher

———— i typed the same paper on politics in Nicaragua in 1985 for $40 each time in first year residence. The originator got an A+ and the other two were caught, one kicked out for a year and the other a failure for the course only —————- not cheating but in high school a teacher was so lazy and whacked out that 30 of 40 multiple choice questions of A-D were A, i was having so many doubts halfway through he also put out a sheet on computer definitions the last class of the term that wound up being 90 percent of the term exam, I got 100 and 2/3 of the class got less than 10 percent on it

—————— for a bird elective in anthropology an assignment was phonetically spell out on paper from 1-10 in a language other than English i bought a dozen donuts for the summer job lunch room and got a worker to help me in Portuguese, got 9 of 10 the class of 400 was 90% Chinese and 260 were caught cheating and failed out of the course on this easy task....