you cut that area and it is hard to stop the bleeding, so i've heard.
one night after an old man's hockey hour, the guy next to me in the dressing room, i think he had played Jr A, looked down and said "that's what hurt so much out there"
the large safety pin holding something in place had opened and was embedded half an inch into his close-to-home thigh
someone noted that it might have got stuck in his *****, and he laughed like Spicoli and said "oh man, then that would have really hurt"