This is pretty much exactly my take as well.
I’m all about squirmy, inappropriate humor, but there was barely any humor to it, imo.
The original movie is definitely funny. This one is a big whiff.
I actually really like it as is.
Clean and simple, even got to keep the classic looking uniforms, sans helmet logo.
I’d put the “W” they’re using on one side of the helmet and the player number on the other.
No rooting interest, but I’d say LA because they lost to the cheating Astros.
Plus TB already has two Cups and a Lombardi, and that kinda chaps my arse a bit as a Buffalo fan.
I live on a dark, semi-rural road with no sidewalks. And in our 40’s we are somehow the youngest people in our immediate neighborhood. There are literally no children around to trick-or-treat. We don’t have kids either.
I mean we’re gonna buy candy anyways. And eat it ourselves.