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teef

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  1. now i'm not going to be able to sleep tonight.
  2. if anyone want to call me, i'll just give you a play by play over the phone. i'll probably be ordering instacart online too just to be a jerk.
  3. holy smokes this is big. instacart is like another child to us. my wife doesn't even realize she can go into the stores anymore.
  4. where do you come up with this insane *****?
  5. some people just aren't happy until they do their thing.
  6. this has a duck hodges vibe to it.
  7. I don’t go out much at this point, but if I’m having more than 2 beers, I’m Ubering. Not so much for the safety, but rather because I like the various smells.
  8. i can't imagine it would be the classic blow into the tube every time, but i have no idea how else it would go down. i'd be rather surprised if it passes anytime soon.
  9. i just learned that there will be corgi races at halftime. this is our super bowl people.
  10. thanks for the info. 44k for a guy on his first contract seems stiff, even for a second offense.
  11. oh you know they are. i thought about the same thing concerning the accident. it was either intentional, or he was so drunk/distracted that he probably couldn't even walk properly.
  12. on a semi related note, i just saw a news snipped about how they're going to require alcohol monitoring in future car builds. i'm not sure if i have the completely correct, but it's the first time i've heard it. edit: it seems there's a push to make it a requirement.
  13. i didn't even fill out an application. i just sent them a bunch of nudes that was supposed to go to some broad in boston, and they sent me an acceptance letter. good 4 years.
  14. meh. i'm not proud. i'll gladly take the win right now.
  15. I’m sending him an edible arrangement as we speak.
  16. i sure hope a three part story about me never comes out.
  17. you want to burry you face in those things.
  18. teef

    Burned out?

    I’m inches away from going all Von Miller.
  19. teef

    Matt Araiza

    one of the people you're talking about is a punter. welcome to life.
  20. my only bitterness is waiting until 2025.
  21. i agree. there's been some many fun, new ways to lose games the last couple of years.
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