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teef

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  1. you are one strange bird.
  2. i hope she can catch this when it's flying towards her face, (pointing to my junk).
  3. just a business model i've been kicking around.
  4. and she was david spade's sister in law.
  5. I’m willing to bet money that Bennett picked that girl up at an Applebee’s bar. That’s just how those evenings tend to go.
  6. I just got a tingle down there.
  7. I think you can’t go wrong with any of the games mentioned already. They really are the best in the business. I’m a console guy, but I want to give a shout out to the command and conquer series on the pc. .
  8. With the amount of chlorine I put in our pool...I don’t think there’s a single germ on our daughter when she gets out. She may smell like chemicals, but that’s childhood.
  9. 44, and I also am surprised I didn’t score higher. I think that maybe I fake giving a **** more than I actually do.
  10. We’re three years in our home with a pool , and it’s starting to get annoying. Not that it takes a lot of time other than the first week, but it’s one more thing. The woman we bought the house from said she didn’t enjoy the pool until someone was taking care of it for her. I thinks she’s onto something. We’re in it almost daily too. Just crank the heater and tire out my daughter. It does suck to have a June to September season though.
  11. Still at the hospital waiting for a kid to rocket out of my wife’s vagina.
  12. ok fine! you both win.
  13. it's just another way the predator attracts its prey.
  14. i'm more of a horsey sauce purist, but since i pride myself as living life on the edge, i'd mix it up once.
  15. face tattoos are nature's way of saying, "stay back".
  16. having a son. beat that you !@#$ers.
  17. arby's should close all their brick and mortar stores, and just sell the horsey sauce retail.
  18. i've definitely decided to be less of a fan since i'm not hearing any media updates until tomorrow. how much more can this team possibly hurt us?
  19. i'm pretty sure that's just the way crossfit works now.
  20. i've decided that i absolutely don't care about any of this. does that make me a bad person?
  21. so...one ****ty thread gave rise to another ****ty thread. nice.
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