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if i buy more coke, will they get more tigers, or just a bigger one?

i can get all coked up like it's the 80s.

positivity shown? scott triggered!

you're probably going to have to show a little skin.

nah. we'll be fine.

i'm a scumbag. i'm still having trouble not swearing in front of my kids. that being said, it's amazing when a 3 year old uses a swear properly. ohhhh. i'm so with you on this. at the better restaurants, this is what you get from the servers. if they see my drink is anywhere nears that 2/3 done mark, i'm ready for a new one. at the restaurant where our server dropped an f bomb, i waited 25 mins to get a drink after being seated. i finally just got up and got one from the bar myself. i hate doing this because i want the server to get the tip on it, but ****...don't make me wait for a drink.

don't drop an f bomb. my wife and i were out to dinner a month or two ago, and the server just dumped it out there. not in an angry way towards us, but just as a normal part of the convo. i don't mind the word, but at a place that was relatively nice, it was surprising.

i absolutely love this option. i use it every time in in those stores.

the home depot by us has fantastic customer service, but i just don't like what they carry most of the time. i end up getting what i want at lowes typically.

they have sam adams, blue moon, and blue light on tap. they even have wine. it's not a terrible selection for a kids place.

that's where we're at with it. it looks as if it could go south quickly, but everyone is nice. again, we don't stay late. if i stayed more than an hour, i'd start to tie one on, and no one really needs that.

for me it was a time where i could be wildly inappropriate to a woman, and she would just have to accept it.

i just took my daughter to one for about an hour a couple of weeks ago for her third birthday. not a single punch thrown. i'm feeling a little let down here.

need a little attention this morning? consider me the sugar in your coffee.

That is a very buffalo wedding party.

i care about you that much. i don't know why, but i do. i just can't quit scottlaw.

your right to be thrown into a burning table has been revoked.

i was lucky enough to be at the induction of ralph and bruce smith. it was such a fun time, and i always thought what a wonderful weekend it would be for the inductees and their families. I have no idea why anyone wouldn't want to be a part of that.

he should keep his mouth quiet and stay in the kitchen if he knows what's good for him.

i'd take my shirt off and stun them with my beauty so i didn't have to answer the question.

could you imagine? it would be an amazing story, but you better be ready to run for your life at any second.

dumb and hot is such a solid combination.

that's where you're wrong.

at least you stopped using the term, "frencheyes". you thought it was funny. it wasn't.

the entire lunch as a jodie foster in the accused vibe to it. i'd stay away.