Apocalypse Nuts

Websters Dictionary needs to put his picture next to the word: Dedicated

You and Ethan from Portland are the same 13 year old boy aren't you? Listen, at 48 years old now, I'm not the wisest man ever to walk this planet. Far from it. But what I have learned is that no matter how much you think you know (and by second guessing multi-million dollar professionals you clearly think you know better), you don't know SQUAT! No more comment. Just drill that into your head. Trust me, you will be so better off the rest of your life if you can get this concept into your dumb head: 1. Rule #1 - YOU DON'T KNOW SQUAT!!!! 2. Rule #2 - if you think you do know better than everyone else who's actually PAID to make these decisions, like B Beane and McDermott, then please refer back to Rule #1. Seriously, for those who brush this off now and say I don't know what the F I'm talking about. If you are minimally blessed in this life at all that the Big Guy Upstairs gives you just a hint of smarts, you will surely, someday, eventually, read what I'm posting here and understand that I'm absolutely correct. Just that some of us have already figured that out, and we laugh/cry/whatever at these stupid posts you choose to make. And sometimes, if you browse back through the history of this website, you will see others like me who try so hard to send you a message you really need to hear.

I have watched that play a dozen times at least. He just slapped Brown’s inside shoulder and floored all 325 lbs of him to the grass. Worth mentioning that Brown and the whole line was probably exhausted well before that point but Spencer got seriously schooled by Ingram. Then Josh escaped both Ingram and Monster Jones diving at him to convert yet another 4th down. Did anyone catch C Jones talking to Josh right after the game. Don’t know exactly what was said but there was some serious respect given by Jones. My respect for Jones actually doubled after seeing him go out of his way to give Allen his props like that. True respect.

Just shut up dude

All due respect, but you are a total dumb as and I’m immensely happy you are not in charge of this team. What are you like 15?

Dude is just unreal! I have to constantly pinch myself so I know it’s not just a dream. My goodness I am so happy to be a Buffalo Bills fan!!!!

It’s my fault actually. I live in East TN snd I’ve been slipping Goodell a fresh $5 bill to get the Titans in our schedule. I know it’s getting a little out of hand now. 😊

I'm in TN so if our Bills do get the Rams on the big opener, then TN at home next Monday, I'm like a kid before Christmas!

I do believe @RocCityRoller might be a true empath. What amazing insight to share with us. As a person living with bipolar disorder 1 myself, I can identify with lots of these knuckleheads in so many ways but it’s a truly amazing gift to be able to express difficult and complicated things in this way. I really appreciate these thoughts.

I think us non-data-nerds can thank you for even extrapolating this far. I’m sure Beane’s head started hurting from all the over thinking and he just pulled the trigger to save on aspirin later on

We can always just turn this into yet another “Can we talk about Edmunds?” thread.😄 In all honesty though it’s getting pretty hilarious as it is.

I hadn’t realized Levi only clocked a 4.63 forty time. Elam ran like 4.39 or something. Big difference against speed like KC had. I liked Elam’s first 24 hours vid. Not flashy but he’s a good dude and genuine. Great culture fit. Overall big picture you can pretty much see how much he can improve with good coaching to gain the consistency he has the potential to achieve.

I know, right? Seriously?

These are the kinds of thoughts I have when I've had 2 too many beers on any given evening in the off-season. Except the "Calling it now!" part. Don't know why but that phrase just irks the crap out of me. No offense OP. I'm in total agreement with you.

Probably right. But why do we even need to go here in our conversations? I mean, things are going so friggin’ nicely right now why mess with the mojo? Lest we all forget all-too-recent history of our beloved Bills organization. In other words, why stir stuff up just for the sake of stirring stuff up? You all might benefit from adding this song to your playlists. Certainly helps me chill and keep things in perspective. And if you know me, you will definitely agree that I can use all of that I can get:

Gunner you should seriously be getting paid for all this great work you do all the time. The Pegulas should seriously consider throwing something your way.💰 (even inspired me to go find a money bag emoji and I am not exactly a big emoji type person 😁)

Look....without a meaningful discussion of the Edmunds situation, IMO no thread is to be labeled "interesting."

But...but...are we finally ready to talk about Edmunds? I mean, come on! Why is no one talking about him? 😜

A rare Beane miss. Oh wait, is this the latest Edmunds thread?

I know this is old stuff, but I mean, could it really get any better than this? At New England? The dude is a STUD! And we got him!!!!! And we LOVE HIM!!!!!!

I personally think Cleveland has a very big chance of moving to Toledo. But don't quote me on that. And Miami to Ft. Lauderdale? Could happen. But if I'm a Colts fan, I'm probably losing sleep over the possibility of the moving to the gleaming metropolis of Gary, IN. Now that they have Matty Ice though, maybe not so much worry. But what do I know?

Huh?

Yeah, sounds like you have/had a Bobby Johnson issue.

This is very interesting intel. Thanks for sharing. And think about how Josh would have probably turned out by now had he gone to the Jests or the Browns. I can't imagine he would have turned out quite the same without all the incredible support from the Bills organization. But all this talk about our Joshie not being a Buffalo Bill (hypothetically) just makes me so sad. 😪

He went to high school across town from mine in the exciting metropolis that is Manassas, VA. The fact that he went to Stonewall High, where many of my friends went, actually gives me some hope. My school in the city wasn't exactly a powerhouse for football players at any level that I'm aware of. That's all I have.