Apocalypse Nuts

Actually “Wake Me Up Before You Go Go” but I totally missed “Careless Whisper”! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Well done! I figured you had a pretty great sense of humor with that fantastic handle, Jake We have a winner!!! 🎉 😃😃😃😃

Ok, I have one of the best such songs now. But if I just tell the world, it feels cheap and underserved (because I take this topic wayyyyyyyy to seriously lol). But I will give you a big hint: It’s an oldie (80’s) by a pop duo from across the big pond. One of the members has passed away but had a pretty good solo career himself. That group’s name rhymes with “Blam!” Can anyone guess the song I am thinking about? (And maybe I should post script this with the disclaimer that it may not be the most productive thing to try and read my crazy ass mind. But good luck anyhow!)

Great ideas all around. I LOVE the powerplay ideas!!!!! It really does make those potentially illegal and damaging hits take on a while new dimension.

Friends I have done more shrooms and acid in my life than I can accurately recall now. So yes, this thread could be related to such past activity. Seriously, probably less than 50 individual tabs of old fashioned LSD, but that was all back in the 90’s and not all of it was worth my money. Shrooms probably whatever a quarter ounce times 25 or so adds up to. But shrooms aren’t nearly as bad for you IMHO. Can possibly be a treatment for severe depression. BTW…LSD occurs naturally in rye grain products that have molded. The Salem witch thing (among many other similar historical occurrences) was very likely a case of a few villagers tripping their respective nutz (Deez or otherwise) off without realizing it. Just food for thought. Good night all

… you have no idea how many times that great Skynyrd song will play again and again in my head with “Deez” updated lyrics now. Just classic! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Music will simply never be the same. I’m old enough to have already lived through that first round of pop Deez Nuts humor. Somehow, our Joshy Boy had resurrected it and my maturation is forever completely derailed.

ah...a little weak but I'll give it props! 😂 At least you're trying. This is me 50% of the time.

I'll bite...what is "bofa?" Asking for a friend.

As stupid-silly and less-than-mature as I am, I have never considered such a connection to this band. My life will never be the same! You goin' over my head (metaphorically) with some young-folks, internet stuff that makes me feel uncool when I don't know what you're talking about. And it can be so obvious sometimes. I love ya JDubya76 anyways though. I'm assuming the "76" is a birth-year reference (and I could very well be so wrong). And now I feel even more dumb. Pray to tell, what is "LIGMA?"

Pure GENIUS, Pabstblueribbon. Pure Genius!!!! 😂 5 minutes later edit: I will never listen to Imagine Dragons without thinking about this! Hahahhahaha!!!!! That's a good thing! Pabst, I will buy you a case of PBR for this contribution to my nonsensical thread. Gene, I don't even know you, but I love you anyway!!!! LOL! Hopefully we can meet up for a beer (or coffee) in Buffalo sometime.

Seriously, after reading that recent article on our boy JA17 messing with everyone with those classic (if not tired) "Deez Nuts" jokes, I have become trapped by this comic tractor-beam to no end! It has invaded my life and I cannot listen to a song without inserting "Deez Nuts" into said lyrics. It just works so well, and on so many (shallow) levels! A small sample, if I may: 1. Journey "Who's Crying Now?" - not hard to imagine but I'll indulge you all: One love feeds the fire Deez Nuts One heart burns desire Deez Nuts Wonder Deez Nuts, who's crying now Two hearts Deez Nuts born to run Who'll be the lonely one Wonder Deez Nuts, who's crying now 2. Peter Frampton's classic "Do you Feel?" Woke up this morning with a wine glass Deez Nuts in my hand Whose wine Nuts? What wine Nuts? Where the hell did I dine are my Nuts? Must have been a dream I don't believe where I've been Come on, let's do it Deez Nuts again Do you, you Deez Nuts, feel like I do? Do you, you Deez Nuts, feel like I do? I think you can catch my drift (Nuts) at this point, eh? The list can go on and on infinitely. Seriously, the possibilities are endless. That is, if you're a 48 year old man with the sense of humor of a 14 year old. Anyway, food for thought... P.S. I have to give props to Key and Peele (Sp?) and their absolutely classic and hilarious "Deez Nuts" skit a few years back, which I assume is more than likely JA17's inspiration for these jokes.

WTF happened on that one? I just deleted that embarrassment and will now attempt to move on (with my head down).

Love to see Jordan getting badly overdue respect for his hard work and amazing instincts. He deserves every bit of it. Time and time again I am blown away by his tackles that save sure touchdowns. Reminds me of Antoine Winfield in many ways. But no discussion about Poyer is complete without Micah Hyde. That INT of Mac Jones in the playoffs was the best pick I have ever witnessed live and probably one of the best individual plays I have ever seen. And that’s just a fraction of what Hyde brings to this defense. Mad love to our boys at the safety positions right now!

Totally agree here but seeing Josh and Stefon et al in the 90’s uniforms would just be the bee’s knees.

Shakir above Austin, IMO though. He has the chance to be this season's Gabriel Davis, IMO of course. OP has the right idea though I think.

It's all a hoax. Just because it seems like it's reality, and all normal indications available to human beings with any level of common sense in this country lead us to this same conclusion, does not mean that it's not a hoax. It's a hoax simply because I refuse to believe it. And I refuse to allow you to believe it. It's just that simple. I say it ain't true, so it ain't true. Sound familiar? JK of course

So did Jimbo. So did/do a lot of the big-name players. That's passion right there! FWIW, I used to after some of the bigger games. Albeit for different reasons I guess. You know, as a solid Gen-X-er, I really hope our follow-on generations are a little smarter than we were. But then again, having all that weed legal (medicinally or otherwise) was a real pipe-dream (pun totally intended) for us X-ers. The stuff dreams were made out of. Very cloudy dreams. We also paid $50 for some of the crappiest bags of stems and seeds that's like fertilizer today. The kind of quality that gets you today is beyond any of my dreams of Yore. But I digress.....(as my high school memories of discovering Pink Floyd's "The Wall" dance in my cloudy head)

I got this feeling about the additions of Settle and Jones on the DL. Sneaky-type upgrades at their positions that I think can really, with Von Miller of course, push the rest of this line across that domination point.

All of this is, and will be, just nonsense at the end of the upcoming season. The front office has put some very nice finishing touches on this defense, and I predict that Elam will be a significant enough improvement over Wallace to get the Bills the Lombardi Trophy. And I am a big Levi Wallace fan. Just now having looked at Elam's tape enough, I can see he'll be just enough of an improvement (if not more) to put this D over the top, when you take into consideration Tim Settle and the other additions on that side this year. Add to that, James Cook will be a huge plus. And I think he'll make a much bigger impact running than most people think.

Well we certainly appreciate all of your hard work and input here over the years. Can’t say that I read everything, but I always appreciated your “seasoned” point of view. Especially now that I’m sniffing at age 50 myself. Time to sit back and smell the football roses now that our garden in Orchard Park is finally growing sweet ones vs the stinkers we had grown accustomed to for the last few decades. Thanks again Shaw.

IMO, Tenn has a sort of old-school, smash mouth, super physical playing style that's hard to replicate year after year unless you stay really young up front. Henry is the definition of a beast but he's only human. And Tannehill kind of looked like he hit a wall last post season. KC is in a prove it year IMO without Hill. I think they were insane to trade him/let him walk/whatever. I've just never seen anyone with that kind of speed, plus the hands and the chemistry he and Mahomes had. I just don't think you plug-and-play just anyone into his spot and think they won't skip a beat. I can't believe I'm actually agreeing with Ethan in Portland! So weird. New found respect, brother.

Maybe if I spent the entire season smoking crack followed by injections of heroin. I think that’s the only way I could be so whacked out of my mind enough to even entertain the idea that firing McDermott would be anywhere near a good idea. All you dipp schzitts that want to blame him for anything less than winning the Super Bowl are absolutely freaking delusional.

QB1. Clearly. How can anyone not see that?

Is it just me, or did "The Great Aaron Rodgers" have a total Jay Cutler "I really don't give a F and would much rather be fishing somewhere" look on his face the entire NFC divisional game against San Fran last year? To me, his expression clearly showed he could not have cared less. I mean, it wasn't a blowout or anything and was well within striking distance nearly the whole game. But it looked like Rodgers soul had moved out temporarily for Cutler's soul. I was so bored I fell asleep. I don't know. Maybe he was just worn out doing all those really, really, really dumb State Farm commercials.

During my illustrious collegiate career many moons ago at the Upstairs Night College, I took a basic psychology course. I didn't realize there was an actual term for this phenomenon, but basically our professor said basically: 'Those who speak the loudest, know the least.' From that day, I've tried to keep my mouth shut as much as possible. Which is quite the challenge.