The Process

Sign Dez and TO....get your popcorn. JK

Moot point unless it's Bills vs Cards in the SB.

This Guy

In a high pitched voice at a press conference.......Superbowl? You wanna talk about Superbowl? I'm pumped to see our new QBs but let's not get crazy.

So guys....I'm thinking about starting a mail order Catalogue. In it will be stuff for sale inspired by my travels. You guys want a piece of the action?

How about a recommendation for the best Cringle....or is it Kringle. I boffed your motha Alex...... Swiss?

He's one of the brothers from NPRs CAR TALK. Crick and Crack the Tap It Brothers.

More motivation for Tyrod....keeping 32 Million on the bench...talk about a chip on the proverbial shoulder.

Everytime I slid the rock perfectly and it got swept into the circle....I'd raise my fist and yell out....."some dude from Canada!"✊

Baker Mayfield starts by game 3. Darnold by game 2. Rosen starts game 1. Allen doesn't get a start unless AJ "pulls" a Peterman. Direct TV throws me an unprecedented 3rd straight free season when I call them and open the conversation with "when is my contract up".

Tom Brady has a sex change and has difficulty adjusting to his newly attached junk and being a man.

Flutie.....doesn't fall into "didnt work out" though. He did what the bills brought him in for. I have the Jersey and a box of flakes and the bobble head.

http://thebonablog.com/2016/06/12/kalbaugh-still-pained-by-end-of-1970-season/ Billy Kalbaugh! At 5 foot 1 I couldn't be Bob Lanier...lol

A sailing street hockey puck 20 feet in the air 2 doors down past the goal.....KORAB!!!!!!!

My son in law is a huge Brady fan. Just yesterday we were visiting helping out with a plumbing fix.....upon completion he attempted to high five my daughter. She turned away at just the right moment leaving his hand awkwardly hanging out there. I just couldn't help it.....I said "Dude I think you've just been Brady-ed".

OMG......best one in this thread!!!! Lolololol

Dribble.....dribble.....behind the back pass...... Ernie D!!!

A team gets a big name coach who totally screws up the team....they have just been "Rexed"!

Steph Curry rules for the kids shooting from outside.....driving to the basket it's LeBron. How about a version of invoking a name...... Lose your helmet......"I just "pulled" a Thurman"

Mr. Crozier with the save! Mr. Roger with the save! .....nope just doesn't work. If I was asking for an autograph as a 10 yr old....it would definitely be " excuse me Mr Crozier may I have your autograph?"

My grandson running routes in the yard.....I hold the football to long....and yell "I can't see you....where are you....". "Tyrod!". It cracks him up everytime! Blistering slapshot (of a tennis ball we punched holes in to take away the bounce) with my mylek street hockey stick........REEESHARD MAR-TEN!!!!!

As a kid, when we were playing sports in the empty field, basketball in the driveway, hockey at the creek, my friends and I would call out a players name as if they were them. Example: I just threw a perfect pass to my buddy...and yell out "oh yeah....JIM KELLY". Showing my age here, but when someone doinked a basketball of the backboard or shot an air ball....all my friends would yell out...HUMMER!!!! What's your player....and why.....?

Stop judging.....no wait don't.

Don't forget....give Shady da-boll!

Shotgun? That's insane! Wildcat? Are you nuts? No huddle? Implorable! Go for 2 when you don't need 2? WTF! ......oh wait.....ummmmmm......