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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. Agreed, but there's plenty of technical and trades employers who demand a 'whiz in the bottle' test prior to employment, and will disqualify an applicant for any trace of marijuana usage. Many ads cite a window of usage of up to four weeks prior to the test as resulting in a 'fail'.
  2. So did I. Baliff threw me back in the witness box, and judge gave me thirty days to boot. 🙁
  3. 'Danny Dimes' will be 'picking pennies off the ice' in a uniform like that...🤨 * (Bonus points if you remember what sportscaster used that phrase.)
  4. Hooks. Slices. Water hazards. It's no wonder that I gave up the game. 🙁
  5. If the Bills provided their players with bros / manziers, he might have come back here. 🙁
  6. Canadian Tire has also banished Kelly to cardboard and garbage disposal in the basement of the Etobicoke location. And demotion from 'Assistant Manager' to 'Associate'.
  7. Good lord, I figured out...you're the Sheriff from the 'Homer Price' kids books. 🤨
  8. When he decided he had to book Uber rides, since few teams really wanted him. * Based upon pundits' opinions on his past work ethic, Claypool might be the only graduate from the 'Jay Cutler School of Success'.
  9. Some years, the Bills are this Brady: Some years, they are this Brady: Some years, they're this Brady:
  10. Bring back Zay Jones?!?! Not while Robert Foster is still breathing! 🤨
  11. Yeah, 'Spy vs. Spy' type friends. 🤨 I'll see your TO, and raise you an 'AB'. And don't exclude Leodis McKelvin from consideration. 🤔
  12. I see a podcast opportunity! "Make sure to stop by our website gift shop for our range of T-shirts and hats!" If they can do it for sci-fi movies and television, they can do it for broadcasters. Look for a CGI John Madden, with Caliendo doing the voice.
  13. "Now here's a guy who leaves a one star review for the French fry truck, because the chef didn't use enough vinegar..." 😉😁
  14. They were actually 'booing', but left off the second 'o'.
  15. Too lazy to look through the previous comments, but any suggestions that he be called 'Ray Ray'? 🤔
  16. Hey! Robert Foster still kicking around?!?! There are a few here who would kill to have him back! * (very few)
  17. "That's what she said."
  18. I think Parker actually had Eddie's voice saying "Why don't you people give the ball scores?!" as an intro to segments when Parker was doing a solo evening sports show on WBEN AM.
  19. Reminds me of Firesign Theatre: 'I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus'.
  20. Deer zirz, I dink deez ooneeformz iz wahndurvul. Yoo wannah bunch in dee ed?! Yurz drooly, Mar-DEE BOO-rahn
  21. 🤔 Baker at least had a part time contract looking after Cleveland Browns Stadium. Zach was stuck singing David Lee Roth for favours: 🎵I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go 🎶 🎵People know the part I'm playing 🎶 🎵Paid for every dance, selling each romance🎶 🎵Oh, what they're saying? 🎶 (apologies to Louis Prima)
  22. FIRE LINDY!!! * Just getting in ahead of next year's rush when the team has a slump. * Deer zirz, Eye dink I wood av been az good az Lindy vor coach. Tabarnak! Urz droo-lee Mar-DEE BOO-rahn
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