I think he's hoping to get called into Mrs. P's office. "You're banned for a week, now turn around and bend over." 😳
Make them binge watch a season or two of the 'Walking Dead' franchise? 🤔
Sunday 'round table' network shows, until someone realizes he says little, and what he does say is mostly unintelligible. This ought to get him about a season and a half of work, before he opens his Subway franchise.