Two lies and one truth: sounds like something to do with someone's golf game. Especially when they're on the green figuring strokes on the hole.
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"Second was into the trees off to the right...topped the fourth...four putted...yeah, put me down for five."
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As for you, stop bragging about item 1. You'll be fending off Sherlock Holmes.
You all know the drill, call 1-800-B. Beane now!
🎶Move 'em on, head 'em up
Head 'em up, move 'em on
Move 'em on, head 'em up, rawhide🎶
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in
Ride 'em in, cut 'em out
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in, rawhide🎵
Further, please note the guy falling over in the clip is a New England Patriot enjoying the off season, with an impromptu visit to Hollywood. The lady was flagged for interference. 🤨