Ridgewaycynic2013

Answering the thread's topic question, I have decided to drink less alcoholic beverages. Does that legitimize it at all? 😁

And your poor wife is still wondering when your yard will get that irrigation system. 🤨

I don't know as to the question posed in the thread title, but probably 40-50% of the membership here are hanging on the answer. 😁

Remember Chuck Bednarik? Last NFLer to regularly platoon on both offense and defense.

So, I won't be too quick untarping seats? 🤔

I thought you were broke, anyway!

Was he the guy that jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge?

Gallant believes in sportsmanship. Goofus uses electronic surveillance to spy on his opponents.

He and Gronk can be Florida's latter day version of 'Goofus and Gallant'. 🤨 *

Are you having an aneurysm?

I seen him today he was standin' on a corner Leaning up against a post. * I don't believe he's trying to find no job. 🤨

JA#17! Dude does everything !

"You should never argue with a crazy man man man man man man! You ought to know by now!"

Yes, but he punts left footed! There are some intangibles you just can't put a price on... * I think the fact that New England gets a conditional draft pick every time he signs with a different team has decreased interest in him. 🤔

🤔 Did you ever collect? Or did you collect, and then they came knock-knock-knocking at your front door to repo the cash?

Did someone say 'great wine'?! Try it for your next ice cream float!

Ah. A belligerent troll.

It's amazing what one can do with tuna fish and food colouring.

Maybe Keuchly is going to be Batman! * "Hello, good citizen...you could be my assistant. Would you like to ride with Batman?"

Maybe they're just taking a page from Chuckie's book. "Do QBs come in convenient 6 and 12 packs?"

The extra comments of his explanation amounted to 'truth in advertising'. I still don't know why New England received an extra conditional draft pick because of it. 🤔

Sounds like it.

🤔 * He does seem to break stories early, doesn't he? * Nahhhhhhhhhhh! Can't be!

Flutie?

Regarding the Raiders unusual urgency for picking a player early: “You can like players, but you’re not capitalizing on value when you take them above their grade,” * Screw you. If Mark Davis, Maycock, and Chuckie want to handle the draft like three drunks in a golf cart, let them. The executive making the statement sounds like the stockbroker who's getting you 1/4 of one percent on your investments annually, but he just got a newer and bigger Jaguar.