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    Robert Foster...only since he went to the greatest football university on the planet (quite capable of defeating many NFL teams), and because his other worldly talents were clearly ignored and mismanaged by this organization. * * * Sometimes I dispense with bad puns and cheap meme jokes, and write alternate history...😁
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    Tryout? 1. Try (to bend over and tie shoelaces). 2. (Get) out! 😠👉
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    Shot card: Ouzo and peppermint schnapps. Party affiliation: Mostly weekends but the occasional Thursday night. Monday if it's a statutory holiday, eh?
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    At the rate teams are going, I half expect to see something on par with 'Threat Level Midnight'.
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    Wheel of Fortune: 7:00 pm. Jeopardy: 7:30 pm.
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    Why did the guy I called tell me to go buy Amazon gift cards at 7/11, and read him the code numbers?
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    Elway: "Not fair. They're going to like him better than me!"
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    Now he tells me!
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    95% of my posts are nonsense and parody, designed to provoke a laugh, smile, or boomer era memory. I say honestly and without rancour that you might want to put me on 'blocked'. 🙂
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    "We will underachieve again...let's distract them with a funny video..."
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    "God cares, Day-vee..."
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    Eli Ankou, Kelvin Benjamin, and Rob Ryan walk into a Golden Corral Buffet...
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    Here's a case of Mallo Cups. Feel any better? 😁
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    Dear god, don't make me break out Blutarsky's 'Germans at Pearl Harbor' speech. 🤨
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    Perhaps the Bills will be their true nemesis, but hopefully with truth, justice, and the American way. Not with suspect ref calls, cheap shots, and electronic espionage. Oh, and properly inflated balls.
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    Thought the title was a parody of ZZ Top's 'Tube Steak Boogie'.
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    🤔 OR
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    Shane Brother Shane! Played for the Bills and was a DJ on Buffalo am radio!
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    Sure looks like there's Mandelbaum in that family tree.
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    Wasn't his grandfather the 'Sea Hunt' guy? 🤔
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    24-10 Bills. * You can thank / laugh at / stone me in September. 😁
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    Remember: Covid vax > Jägerbombs > Bleach drink
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    Artistic. The short shorts flummoxed the typist.
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    So in scrimmage, hypothetically it's Bausby on Beasley? 🤔
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