Ridgewaycynic2013

Paraphrasing Frasier Crane's remarks regarding Rebecca Howe: "Well, Sam, if he was a horse, we could shoot him."

I'm surprised Rodgers didn't claim it was when he realized he had a previous life as an Egyptian pharoh. 🤨

Follow the dots...Chad Kelly's CFL suspension is projected to be over by August 22. Watch for high level meetings between the Argos and Bills. There's not a darker dark horse kicking around. 😁 * Admit it, 40% of ya will be clamouring for Kelly to be the starter. 🤨

"Hey, pieface! Flying Tigers is across the tarmac, next to Prior Aviation!"

Sounds like: 1. Neighbourhood pickup football. 2. Anything Wrecks Ryan had his fingers in. 🤨

Maybe they have reasons...

These three:

J**** C*****, this from a team where some of the receivers have had trouble with their 'left' and 'right'. 🤨

Sounds like something the Manson family would do. 😳

11 hours later...me.

Didn't Antonio Brown do roughly the same? 🤔😁

There's a reason we called it the McPaper. 🤨

Checklist: QB: Aaron Rodgers HC: Robert Saleh (prev. Gase) GM: Joe Douglas OC: Nathaniel Hackett Owner: Woody (Head) Johnson 🤔 Not exactly what I would consider the ingredients for success.

Thanks for the heads up regarding identity. I wasn't sure if it was Billy Idol or Race Bannon. 🤔

Relax. Just say it's insider information from Dunkirk Don, and you're just "following the dots." 😁

Miller called the game without too much 'over the top' histrionics. Might have had something to do with the crew of in booth spotters he had to identify players. Murphy must not have had quite the same quality of assistance. Too many calls of "Touchdown! TOUCHDOWN!! TOUCHDOWN BUFFALO!!!" Brown needs benzos whenever the Bills make a big play, and someone to relieve him of his book of lame sayings.

If the a****** rumour monger DiTullio has credentials, so should Astro. 🤨

Bullpatties! Judge, I submit into evidence:

Whine all you want. It's not getting a roof. 🤨

Will he have to bring a signed excuse note from his mother, in order to return to practice? 🤔

"Don't get me started!!!" Art Wander, 1980s. 😁 Your comment reminded me how badly the 'round table' portion of the pregame radio coverage has fallen, in terms of content and impartiality. The version of years ago with both print and radio journalists (Felser, Carucci, and others) has devolved into a collection of 'yes men' who bring little to the discussion.

If your father would have had $5 instead of $3, you might be Canadian, too. 🤨

Shoes? 🤔 About three feet higher. 🤨

We were part of a group that rented the West End Arena in Ridgeway for family skating every Sunday for two hours. A little more genteel than the madhouse that public skating entailed for the two hours after. It seemed like every time I skated around the perimeter, and checked in with a fellow listening to a radio in the bleachers, the Bills had scored again. 😁