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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. Lips don't seem big enough...🤔
  2. So that's why it's so hard to visit Solar City in South Buffalo. Elon's building flying saucers. U! F.O.!
  3. John 'Bolt Neck' Elway?
  4. Not really, but had I agreed to blow into the Breathalizer, I would have spiked the needle! 😕
  5. Any day ending in 'Y' is a 'rum and coke ' day.
  6. The only logical countermeasure to this is that WFT becomes the Washington Christians.
  7. They can get the 'pageantry lady' from the NHL finals a few years ago to be the public address announcer! Make way for a six hour game when the Las Vegas A's host a game. 😁
  8. Ralph's coach referral list/cheat sheet: Saban: Worked here previously. Rauch: Heard of him. Stephenson: Classy guy. Bullough: Assy guy. All the rest: Let Russ handle it. * 😁
  9. This is a sneaky back door attempt to revive Frank Caliendo's NFL mimicry career. He's no doubt polishing his Meyer and Campbell imitations. 😁
  10. Is he nuts? She can turn him into a newt!
  11. In 1582, Pope Gregory XIII proclaimed a reform of the calendar from the Julian to the Gregorian. In 2021, Captain Caveman observed that ESPN predicted a Bills Superbowl, and reformed the calendar to the Wallian calendar. Like the McKenzie Brothers version, there appears to be 'Mystery Days' incorporated.
  12. 2020: ESPN's rep at TSW: * 2021: ESPN's rep at TSW: * Well, that was easy enough. And only had to plagiarize myself.
  13. If the chickens quit laying, it's on you! 🤨
  14. Zach Ertz about to be Traded, Part 2 Summary: Still nothing happening. Did you say 25 pounds?
  15. Looking forward to KB hustling back onside when the Army Ants are running the two minute offense...maybe as a TE, he won't be too far downfield. 🤣 * Perhaps we will see a new and improved Benjamin, but I am not holding my breath.
  16. Remember what Spike Milligan said: "Money can't buy you friends, but you do get a better class of enemies."
  17. Good points. I nominate Lonnie Johnson to speak to Wade on the topic of 'situational awareness'. 😁
  18. It would be nice if the 'Tea Fairy' would drop off a box to enable single dip teabags for the final countdown.
  19. Until Buddy Nix declares Wade worthy of the title 'Bell Cow', I think we have to wait for further evaluation. Someone nudge Buddy, see if he's napping. 😴
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