Ridgewaycynic2013

They discount them, but there's no such thing as a free lunch...

You can see that any guddam day on the QEW or the 401. 🤨

Re: Seinfeld: Nice whitewalls. Still not as bad as the haircut Uncle Enzo gave him.

Did anyone else immediately check to see how far away W is from R on the keyboard? * 🤔 Insightful? Or inciteful? 😁

Quite a few of the membership agreed. The reason I think that Foster persists in my memory was the absolute fanatical devotion a few had to his NFL career, based upon his college pedigree and underwhelming performance as a Bill. Having him sit on the Bills bench was a crime against humanity, and the fact he was from Alabama was all that was necessary for him to be acclaimed as the #1 receiver. 🙄

Yes, but with a 'full deck'? 🤔

Now why would a serious adult film star have the name of Richard Steele? 🤔

Territorial imperative!

Remember when previous holders of the position would have spent it on drinks, dinner, and dancing? 😁

"I'm Rex Ryan, and I approve of this type of bravura!"

"Hmmm...maybe I could be a TE, too!"

Hey! HEY! HEY! 🤨 This is in direct contravention with that 'thou shalt not covet' jazz in the Ten Commandments! THIS is why you're going to Hell! 😠 Unless you're the New England Patriots; then it means you get an additional conditional draft pick.

"I wish I had gone to 'Chemung County Lawn Service'!" *

Chemung County Lawn Service Never a 'baaaad' cut! * "We got your ad right here!"

When he gets his own radio show with its own catchy theme, we'll know he's hit the Big Time.

I don't call him Leodis 'Oops' McKelvin for any small reasons. 😁 * Thanks to Pete Weber's characterization of Lloyd 'Oops' McClendon for the nickname.

At this juncture, I would like to volunteer my entirely unqualified opinion that the original BBMB does not 'hold a candle' to its far superior sequel TBD-TSW.

Know your audience... I half considered using that term, but figured EJ always played in the US.

EJ and his receivers often seemed to be in different Zip codes.

Probably not off the 'value menu'...

For a TE, Ertz seems to have respectable 'pipes'. Thread title doesn't specify position...😇😁 * And yet another sneaky Ertz thread weasels its way into existence...

😄 Coach: "Where are we?" Bledsoe: "Foxborough." Coach: "Who am I?" Bledsoe: "You're the coach." Coach: "Who are you?" Bledsoe: "I'm Batman!" Coach: "Call Brady." Bledsoe: "His name is 'Robin'!" * And now you know...........the rest of the story....

Garrison Keillor? Good. With the signing bonus he can give up the part time gig at Valu Home Centers.

Because every Mr. Burns needs a Smithers... I cannot find a single picture of Ralph Wilson with Russ Brandon. 🤨

I did not find Gary Marangi even remotely believeable as Harold 'Happy' Loman in the Bills' production of 'Death of a Salesman'.