[1/9/22 Week 18 Gameday Bills vs. Jets Pregame Thread]

1 hour ago, Chandler#81 said:

From the The Old Buckhorn Bar & Parlor in Laramie Wyoming

Now, how many of us are going to try to claim we were in that crowd? 😁

[Broncos are in the market for a new head coach]

1 minute ago, GymShorts84 said:

Fangio’s old school mentality  isn’t for everyone, but he is a victim of never having a QB. That Defense is well above average, Elway could never find and develop QB. If they get a Rodgers or Wilson this off-season, they will be a contender. 

KNOCK  KNOCK  KNOCK

"Hello dere!"

[chargers vs raiders]

20 hours ago, 947 said:

FWIW- the Raiders coach has said they are playing to win.

Remember the time Herb Tarlek's coworkers had the same preset answer about Herb for his appearance on 'Real Families'?

"Hard worker, loyal husband, and all around fine person."

[*[EDIT]* Multiple reports Browns actively shopping Mayfield pg. 29/30 - Ravens / Browns in QB contract pickle]

On 1/6/2022 at 2:46 PM, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

Technically not a puppet, but you could  glue a popsicle stick to its butt, and use it as one.

I wonder if you can get little outfits for that one.  'GQ Baker', 'Grunge Baker'...you never know which one is going to show up at the post game presser.

[CBS switches Jets-Bills to Patriots-Dolphins for most of country]

1 minute ago, frostbitmic said:

Outside of Bills fans, who really wants to see the Jests ?

[Matt Ryan receives fine for taunting Bills]

Coach wrote on the dry erase board in the locker room:

FINE FOR TAUNTING!

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Ryan just misunderstood the meaning.

[Visual Effects Genius]

6 minutes ago, ChevyVanMiller said:

Check out the work of this young man from Toronto. Really creative and talented mind.

 

 

 

Two points:

1.  I have been the guy on the industrial version of that drill.  Not fun. 🙁

2.  Why did we need to see Tyler Kroft's feet? 🤔

[CBS switches Jets-Bills to Patriots-Dolphins for most of country]

Be of good cheer, citizens!  It cost New England a conditional draft pick to get the star billing. 

[Chiefs v Broncos (Eagles v Cowboys page 23)]

5 minutes ago, 1ManRaid said:

Aren't the Broncos still technically not mathematically eliminated?  Like still 1% (or less) chance to make it despite NFL.com listing them as eliminated?

Playoffstatus.com also shows them 100% eliminated.  Ravens have a 4% chance of the final wildcard spot, Steelers an 8% chance of that spot.

[Bill O’Brien interviewing for Jags HC]

1 hour ago, Mike in Horseheads said:

BOB should be enough to push the team out of Jax into London and ruin Trevor.  London Jags has a ring to it

Step 1:  Discipline.  All players receive military boot camp haircuts upon reporting for training camp.

[Bill O’Brien interviewing for Jags HC]

23 minutes ago, Coach Tuesday said:

He has the face of a guy walking out of a bathroom holding a newspaper.

Minus a few pages.

[Panthers Willing to Listen to Offers for McCaffrey]

13 hours ago, 97bills said:

A corn dog 

Is that 'code' for something? 🤨🤔

[Bill O’Brien interviewing for Jags HC]

If I was Ralph Krueger, I would put my name in.  Football is like football...kind of...would look good on his resume. 🤔

[Bill O’Brien interviewing for Jags HC]

2 hours ago, RobbRiddick said:

 

"If I make this face, I almost get a 'butt chin' like Bill O'Brien!"

[Holy comp picks coming our way!]

9 minutes ago, ColoradoBills said:

 

Don't worry Pete, I'm sure Beane will take all the picks he can get and love every minute of it.

And be roundly criticized by many here for whom he has chosen. 🤨

[Panthers Willing to Listen to Offers for McCaffrey]

6 minutes ago, BuffaloRebound said:

 Spend the money on...another Tight End. 

Would everyone quit pandering to Sherlock Holmes!!! 😠

[Panthers Willing to Listen to Offers for McCaffrey]

1 minute ago, Sherlock Holmes said:

I promise I won't injure him

There is not enough malpractice insurance available for you to be named 'Personal Masseuse to Mr. McCaffrey'.

[Falcons DC Dean Pees calls young NFL coaches “entitled” and “spoiled”]

When a coach can be fired by the Dolphins, and be hired immediately by the Jets, maybe Mr. Pees has something.  Then again, maybe the Jets' ownership is just idiotic.

[Panthers Willing to Listen to Offers for McCaffrey]

19 minutes ago, Sherlock Holmes said:

Told ya'll!!! Beane get me on a plane ASAP I'm bringing McCaffrey home!

No!  We don't need to hear anything about you, McCaffrey, and the 'Mile High Club'. 🤨

*
He'll probably get injured walking off the guddam plane. 😠

[5 best NFL teams you’ve seen in your lifetime]

52 minutes ago, Freddie's Dead said:

If the 1990 Bills had won the Super Bowl, they would be regarded as one of the best teams of all time.  Because they lost, they were relegated to the dust bin of history, right next to Mahogany Rush.

Watch it, bub.  I'm the guy who bought their album. 🤨

*
EDIT:  However, I don't remember anything off the album, but I do remember the Bears 'Super Bowl Shuffle'. 🙁

[Giants GM Dave Gettleman to retire on Monday]

3 minutes ago, No Place To Hyde said:

It would be easy. Every opinion Gettleman has...just do the opposite 

[5 best NFL teams you’ve seen in your lifetime]

Any Elway quarterbacked Bronco team was rarely out of a game, no matter how much they trailed in the third quarter.

[Giants GM Dave Gettleman to retire on Monday]

2 minutes ago, Drifter said:

Wish Gettleman well. He was one of my high school football coaches.

Did he double as a cafeteria monitor?

[Giants GM Dave Gettleman to retire on Monday]

18 minutes ago, benderbender said:

I'd offer him "a bag of donuts, a hot pretzel and a hot dog" to stay another year. 😄

Walk fast.  All Kelvin Benjamin had to do was a light jog, and Gettleman probably would have been pushing up daisies instead of hectoring players over stealing food. 🤨

[Good Samaritans Dig for Diggs]

8 minutes ago, Sherlock Holmes said:

I'm holding on to it for safe keeping

🤔