Ridgewaycynic2013

Guddam Jests stealing our 'Smiley fired' thunder. 🤬 * Anyone else the Bills can 'part ways' with? 🤔

For all the foul ups, bleeps, and blunders by ST the last few years, you might as well hire Danny Elfman. At least the soundtrack would be appropriate. 🤨

'Met with the Jets'... 🤔 Did 'the Jets' include Woody?

He can do that, too?! Bring him in!

Words can hurt. Avatars can hurt more.

Kupp, Deebo...they'll be calling the WR corps (corpse?) the 'Over the Hill Gang'. * Bulldog on WGR will be ecstatic.

SCREW MYLES GARRETT and his 54 pages! We need a #1 WR! (I read it here!) 😁

My father was known as 'Bumpa' to all four of his grandchildren. My three grandchildren who live close by have carried on that name for me, but my three grandchildren who live about 6 hours away deem me 'Grandpa'. I am eternally grateful to FaceTime for allowing me ready access to that branch of the family.

"I might buy ten of those for a dollar!"

Whenever I see one of your posts, I invariably think of Eeyore from the Disney adaptation of Winnie the Pooh, or the ever sunny Duke of Doubt, from Burger King's advertising.

And something besides frying pans for hands...

'Maybe we should copy the Seahawks old approach?' Like replacing the red in the Buffalo uniforms with a really bad day-glow pink? That third Seattle uniform looks like they're refugees from a construction site.

All you wusses should have kept up the pressure on Bills management in the DeAndre Hopkins thread, a couple of years back. 🤨😁

'OL assistants' is actually code for HR Specialist. The corporate role needed when the boss is an a**hole. Horsehockey! I am getting on the NY Jets bandwagon / pain train now. 😁🙄

Did you mean 'autopsy', or really did mean 'autospy'? 🤔

Agreed. Back in the seventies, my first job was at a gas station. I took what I thought was a counterfeit $10 bill. Called the local police precinct, and the officers that came by said it was just an old bill. They also said it was rare in that era to find any counterfeit bill less than $20. Apparently it cost over $10 to produce a passable counterfeit. I have no idea if high resolution printers of later years enabled cheaper counterfeit bills to be produced.

F*** no! I'm holding out for a hero. Zach Ertz. 🤨 * And I say again, guddam you, Merrill Reese. 🤬

So is Dean Pelton! 🤨

Tried a livestock farm for a similar selection of meat products. * Got: Ox tails. Beef tongue. Head cheese. * Just thankful they skipped the Rocky Mountain oysters this time. 🤫 Cook?! Guess again.

Beane reads post. Beane starts drafting bulky defensive players, and tells McDermott to convert them to WRs.

The Bills don't need a majordomo. 🤨

Beane reads thread. Beane sees consensus opinion regarding re-signing Cooper at a reasonable price. Beane negotiates a multi year deal for Cooper that sportswriters deem overly generous. Beane puts on those aviator shades, and vogues.

Signs with Jets. Pundits immediately crown Jets as AFC East champions for next year. 🤨 * I always thought Bulldog Parker had an obsession with Kupp. Something else for he and Schtup to argue about. Bring him in. 😁 Have you ever seen one worn there? They're always under the football pants.

Josh Allen gets a Subway sandwich named for him? 🤔

Brussel sprouts. Swiss chard. Kale. Who do I speak to regarding my allotment? 🤨