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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. Mee-OWW! ๐Ÿ˜ธ * ๐Ÿ˜‰
  2. University of Guelph Gryphons.
  3. Jets Front Office: "Woody is our guiding light!" Giants Front Office: "Mr. Mara says pay Danny Dimes!" Bears Front Office: "Here, hold our beer. New coach coming up!" ๐ŸŽถBless our head coach forever!๐ŸŽต
  4. I still say it was the righteous indignation shown by hosts and callers on the Chicago radio postgame show that did it. ๐Ÿ˜
  5. Play is immediately challenged by Bills to league office in NYC. Ruling on the field stands, but New England gets an additional conditional draft pick. ๐Ÿค”
  6. Yes, but with 12 men, you don't have to be offside. It's genius! ๐Ÿ˜
  7. Not a sale. A trade. Bezos is offering Blue Origin to Johnson in exchange for the Jets. Woody fits the role of space cadet more than NFL owner. ๐Ÿค”
  8. 17-9 Buffalo if weather is a factor. 24-21 Buffalo if weather is not a factor.
  9. He'll be back next year. ๐Ÿ˜
  10. They have better 'gangster names'. ๐Ÿ˜
  11. That was savvy marketing, when Gillette signed him up as spokesman for 'My First Razor'. ๐Ÿ’ฏ
  12. No, give me Rosen. Obviously smarter than the average quarterback. * ๐Ÿค”
  13. So, what do we call 'Danny Dimes' now? Ole Olson? Big Swede? Kenny Krona?
  14. Dear Sirs, In light of this assessment, I am relinquishing control of the New York Jets, and volunteering my services to Starfleet as a starship captain patrolling the Federation-Romulan Empire border. Yours truly, Woodrow T. Johnson
  15. Nobody could run with Dean's 'Matt Helm'. ๐Ÿ˜
  16. Ironically, Gentleman and Rob Ryan look like they've been making extra visits in the lunch line. ๐Ÿ˜
  17. I don't think the Jets have had an overpriced lunch room monitor, like the Giants had in Gettleman.
  18. Lasted about a week before the cable snapped. These two are fondly remembered. Probably were many more that were more expensive, but absolutely loved these two. There were working lifts and miniature quart oil cans.
  19. Looking forward to the Hallmark movie version of the thread, Part Deux. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ™„
  20. Fitz. Went to Hah-vahd. Wore his wedding band when playing. Seriously, I do like the man and his accomplishments. This is not one of my usual snarky comments. ๐Ÿ˜Š
  21. How chรญc. Ravens are our new Bengals. ๐Ÿ˜
  22. Is that what they call it? 'Spring football'? I thought it was called 'hanky panky in the broom closet'. ๐Ÿคจ * "Hey! Want to see my Rolodex from my time at New Era?"
  23. There! Four coaches of the Apocalypse, and none are Wrecks. Send me $1,000, and we'll call it even! ๐Ÿ˜
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