Ridgewaycynic2013

Getting in as an early franchisee of 'Russ Wilson Dangerous Sangwidges'.

Two ways MHJ can accomplish this: The wrong way: Scratch out 'Marvin' on his birth certificate, write in 'William'. The right way: Submit the correct forms to the Department of Vital Statistics or to the Court of Common Pleas in his county of residence in Pennsylvania.

It's your day!!! Take the goat for a walk around the mall! Or is that a 'baaaad' idea? 🤔 Happy Birthday. 😁

I try to not introduce too much 'phonics phun' into each post. It can be confusing. 😁

Only 500 miles from KC to Dallas. There's plenty of Bills fans make that trip for the home games. Isn't there? 🤔

Works in Joisey!

"He yam what he yam!"

Get him a pair of official Kenny Pickett gloves? Protects hands from overuse from clapping. 🤔

>>> "Next play, Rodgers runs bootleg right, everyone get out in front of him, and protect, PROTECT, PROTECT!" <<< "Yes, Mr. Johnson! Someone get upstairs and disconnect his guddam headset! "

That's not cocaine addling Boomer's thought processes. It's a combination of CTE and early onset 'Old Timers'.

Re-sign CJ Spiller, might as well sign someone who runs 42 actual yards on a play for a net gain of -3. 🤔

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Selling overpriced and overhyped Nobull athletic shoes and HGH infused health supplements to them. 🤔 Sorry, wrong Brady.

Literally AND figuratively!

Or, the SF 'insider' in the NFL accounting offices took a medical leave. * "Costanza! Penske is off sick...go through the 49er's file!"

Such an upstanding couple. Perhaps it finally erases the shame that Garoppolo dating Kiara Mia brought to SF. 🤔

I thought the 'Columbian Navy' was a euphemism for private carriers trading in illegal cargoes.

Sabres giving away Sabretooth (aka Furball) bobbleheads? 🤔

Driven by the A-Team? Looks like their m.o. * Or Ozzy. Going up the rails on that crazy train.

I always get a laugh over stations and listeners who think recent Winwood tracks are his crowning achievement, and haven't a clue regarding early work with the Spencer Davis Group, Traffic, and Blind Faith. * Same with J. Geils Band. The old tracks are the best. Take 'Centerfold' and throw that on the music trash heap.

Maybe the goat ate your baby Jagrs. 🤨

🎶Do you know the way to the 'San Jose'? 🎵 * Guddam lyrics page doesn't include the 'wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wos'. 🤨

So you're really Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?! I am impressed! * I think I will still call you DrW. 🤔

It was dancing to this song that I discovered that Bride the First (in her pre-bride days) did a dance that oddly resembled a chicken. * "That ain't dancing, Sally!" * I wasn't much better. All I did was a free form body shake that included a Ukrainian Hopak stage dance, the 'Cossack Dance'. * Also remarkable that the song qualifies Steppenwolf as an official 'Canadian content' band for the CRTC's music police, due to band members being Canadian as well as the group recording some of their material in Canada. 🙄

'Forever Knight' gets my TV show vote, AND covers the Canadian content clause. 🙄😁 *