Ridgewaycynic2013

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Thomas'_Eclectric_Oil This was a patent medicine that 'Bride the First's' family swore by, hasn't been available in years. My father in law maintained that at the first sign of a cold, take a teaspoon, and the cold will be greatly eased, if not cured. I tried it once, and by gum, he was right. Stuffy nose, coughing, phlegm all gone...along with my gastrointestinal tract for the next week. I did not think that the human body could expel matter in that manner. 😳 Truly a case of the cure being worse than the disease. However, it had a large amount of camphor oil in the mixture, and was a wonderful linament to put on bruises. Took the soreness right away.

Agreed. Also, nepotism rears its ugly head. Nathaniel Hackett.

'Wildcard weekend. Your upset call.' "You said my pizza would be delivered in 30 minutes or less!" 😠 Oh, Packers defeat Eagles. Dom DiSandro is interviewed by NY Jets. Woody offers him either HC or GM position. Also asks DiSandro how he could make Rodgers 'disappear'. You keed. We keel. You.

Was Cassidy's Amherst St. at Main? What was the bar at Hertel and Elmwood Ave.?

All the unexpected firings came earlier in the season. 😁

That deserves multiple awards. Makes Ralph Wilson's team spending habits seem extravagant. 😁 * 🏆🤣 👍🏽 🍺

Don't feel bad. Half of my lame ass attempts at humour draw no reactions, a few others mysteriously vanish, and there's a whole bunch that get typed out by me, but aren't even submitted. 😁 "Damn...no chicken noogies in Denver! And the Chik-fil-As are closed on Sunday!"

With Paul Brown, it was partly a matter of loyalty to staff. With Mike Brown, it's departing staff returning every pen, pencil, spiral bound notebook, and any other tangible asset. Those things cost money!

That was all bad 'feng shui' from the delayed flight of the Chiefs. 😁

He was distracted. Woody had called him about the HC position on the Jets.

I never thought Jeff Saturday got a fair shake from Urko Irsay in Indy. Second time's the charm? 🤔

New England's loss of prime draft positioning will more than adequately be compensated by a healthy selection of conditional draft picks, advanced electronic monitoring devices, and a reestablished 'understanding' with officials. 🤔 'The Patriots will rise again!'

I wonder if I send her a generous stipend if she would do play by play and colour commentary? 🤔🙄

No Beth Mowins?! I'm out. 🤨

I wasn't focused. Visions of other teams' coaching changes were dancing in my head. And, I checked the score more than twice during the game.

In recent years, Canadian Thanksgiving. 😁

Half the Jets fans will be calling in air strikes on the facility during the interview, the other half will be declaring it the 'Second Coming'. 🤨

"Give Dorsey the newest tablet. If he can't break it, order them for all the coaches."

The thinking must be that too many AFC South watchers will be tied up with Sunday religious services? Put that game on Saturday? 🤔 Sometimes I am guilty of overthinking the situation. 🤪

I wonder if CBS will have a camera set up to watch Taylor and Kelce watching Bills-Broncos? 🤔🙄😁

I think he's opening the Canadian Tire store on Rymal Road, Hamilton that day. Assistant managers have to get permission from the district manager in order for a shift change with another assistant manager.

Yeah, the NFL will hire him and his Wharton MBA, to figure out new ways to gouge the average fan out of $ and hope. 🙁

That franchise could f*** up a one car funeral. 🤨

Maybe they move the team to Anchorage, Alaska? 'Coach Eggbert' wishes it were colder.

"Hello, Bob...Woody Johnson here. As a fellow multimillionaire, could you pull a really stupid move, and take some of the focus off my boneheaded decisions?"