Ridgewaycynic2013

Mother of pearl! I'm immersed in my cesspool of sin! 🙁 They're all out of eagles. Would you accept a wolverine?

Jim Dandy to the rescue? 🤔

Does this mean the Bills get special dispensation to reactivate Curtis Samuel from IR? Sort of like 'double secret probation'?

Hides a flask in that arm protector he was wearing? 🤔

Their loss. 😁

I fully expect Beane to go on the WGR morning show, and blame us here at TBD-TSW for all this discord. 😁 * "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!"

Gordon Bombay?! More like Doctor Bombay from Bewitched. Figured like magic the guy would be tripping over himself to play in Buffalo.

I see your cynical and sarcastic fiction occasionally ventures into fantasy. 🤔😁 And I see you occasionally veer off into 'Crisis on Infinite Earths' scale scenarios. 😁

No, it's a new category...a 'chump' pick. You get stood up like this, and you get a few nice parting gifts. Rice-a-Roni, Turtle Wax, etc. 🙁

So Beane calls Slay / Slay's agent, pours oil on the troubled waters. Slay relents, agrees to play, and McDermott promptly 'Elams' him, and sits him for the rest of the season.

Reported. 🤨

Must be those contract extensions that Beane is noted for:

Rotational. One week, it's a guy from the offense, next week, a guy from the defense. Mike Brown gets value for his payroll dollar! * Your post looks remarkably like something HOUSE would write. 😁

I would not be surprised to see that Kraft lowballs pay, but is generous with gift certificates for 'other' amenities...

Send it 'postage due'. 😁 * Haslam should see if Progressive has a business liability insurance policy available. Protects a business against sexual misconduct by the employees. 🤨