Greg de'Ville

Ah, the Frigster! Meet Darren Sharper of the Packers, if you please. WHAM! That was hilarious.

Boy does it ever hurt to read through all the "worst" plays on this list. The "Forward Lateral" is #1. Haven't had a sniff of the playoffs after that boneheaded play. Walt "Aw, Just Give It to 'Em" Coleman and his band of thieving zebras in that NE game was outright highway robbery. And that *-hole Fredo rubbed it in by having Vinatieri run in a meaningless deuce after that last Pat TD. I could have killed someone after that debacle.

It was in '90 vs. the Iggles. Bills got out to a 24-0 lead in the FIRST QUARTER! Ol' Bud Man (Buddy Ryan) was as befuddled as could be. But the Iggles chipped away and Rockin' Randall's 95-yarder to Fred Barnett (thanks in part to bonehead coverage from J.D. Williams) made it a one-score game at the break. I remember that vividly because BRUUUUCE and friends had three good chances to bring RC down in the end zone for a safety but escaped. Bills still hung on to win 30-24. But they almost blew that one.

...the "Stiff from Cedar Cliff" (Part Deux)? Cut Wire!

Sugar Pops. "Gotta have my Pops!"

Excuses, excuses...you sound like Bledsoe (or Mularkey or TD or fill-in-the-blank!).

...and this absolute mess of an offensive line needs a MAJOR overhaul.

...that close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

If the Bills win Sunday, 4-12. If they lose, start thinking BIG DONUT!

'stros and Sox. Sorry, BF. The 'stros know how to beat the Cards. Beat 'em 3 in a row in Houston with their WC backs to the wall. Now that they've won a playoff series, they've got a lot of "mo" and confidence going. As for the Sox, well, if ever there was a year for them to beat the hated Yanks, this would be the one. Schilling's got to set the tone and Pee-dro can't have any more meltdowns.

...and when the BIG GAME takes place at the end of the season, it's Cort-ica, or Itha-cor, depending on your allegiance. The Cortland-Ithaca games are as good as they get in D-III football. It's one of the best rivalries anywhere.

...Coy Wire was placed on the Mentally Unable to Perform List and will miss the rest of the season.

Because the stink on this team emanates from the trenches. This offensive line (and "offensive" it is) could not block a doorway, and cannot protect the Statue of Bledsoe from breakage. It is the worst in football. You watch the holes the Tennessee OLs plowed for Brown to run through last night at GB and it makes you sick. The Bills have neither the players nor the coaching needed to excel. When's the last time you saw the Bills OLs (namely guards) pull and open up a hole for TH (unless he falls down on his own)? Tom Don Ho should be accountable for this mess of a OL. He can blow his "tiny bubbles" out his *!

...if Parsley Sage Rosenfels (and Thyme) and the Smellsters beat the Bills Sunday, God help us.

...after subpar 2003 seasons, those teams went back to the drawing board and found the elements they needed to become competitive quickly. Roethlisberger is going to give teams headaches for years to come. He's good, and when the pocket breaks down, he can roll out and get the yards he needs. Plus, I like the touch he puts on the ball when he puts it up. I shudder to think what he and his cohorts will do to the Bills in the run-for-the-bus (and I don't mean Bettis) finale in January. The Broncos have gotten the better of the Portis-for-Bailey swap. Their D is getting after people. And, Jake the Fake doesn't have to win games by himself...his OL is one of the best in the league and their running back corps is deep even with Portis gone. And then, there's our sorry-ass football team. Donahoe needs to stop selecting players on "potential" instead look for "actual." This is getting old, people. Instead of wins, we get excuses. Close losses are the same as blowout losses, people. They are LOSSES!

...third time in four games that this supposed "great" defense gagged. Those guys couldn't make a BIG PLAY (i.e. force a turnover) if their lives depended on it. They fold worse than a paper suit in a rainstorm. They're as much at fault as the offense for this woe-and-4 start.

The first four have been miserable. These next 12 may be downright SUICIDAL!

...and the lowly Bills stuck somewhere down the Marianas Trench with the Smellsters. I just have this awful feeling that this deepest darkest depression will continue next Sunday. It's so disheartening to see this team blow winnable games week after f____' week, year and f____' year.

...why do I get this sickening feeling that the Bills will be #32 after next week? BECAUSE IT'S A DAMN GOOD POSSIBILITY THEY WILL LOSE TO THE DOLFELONS AND WE'LL BE #1--AND GIVE THE DAMN PICK TO FAT-ASS TUNA! Thanks, TD you POS.

Can't win if you don't have heart. The great teams like NE and Philly have it. These bums don't.

...it's what I've said since the loss to Jax. 53 tin men without the heart that makes champions. They're chumps, instead. THE DUMBEST TEAM IN THE NFL!

I don't give a rat's ass if it's one point, 10 or 40. A LOSS is a LOSS is a LOSS. They EXPECT to fail and lose when it's on the line. In all four games this season, it has happened in the fourth quarter. They have no heart. They simply fold up the tent and die.

...sadly, these Bills have embraced a losing culture. They EXPECT to lose. Therefore, they do.

It will be rock bottom. Only thing lower is China.

...they're a quarter of the way to eating THE BIG DONUT, Promo. Dieami's in front for now but the way these total wastes of fecal material are playing, they'll surpass them in the ineptitude horse race next Sunday. Yeah, TD, you really ASSembled quite a team. A.C.!