Alright, maybe it's CTM who's always downplaying the chicks that get thrown about around here and saying he wouldn't touch it and goes on about how his wife or his girl is hotter than that anyway... And that usually makes me feel like a homeless dog in that royalty to me is field cabbage to him.
But I'm still calling BS. If you admit Morgan is an attractive woman, and you do, tell me why you wouldn't hit it? Plastic parts or not. By the way I get a kick out of guys who say things like "they're not real, I wouldn't hit it" because of that? Really? I could care less than a specimen has been altered to the point of having perfectly shaped melons with buttons pointing skyward.
You know you could get hit by a bus tomorrow and had the opportunity to hit it (Morgan) today and taken a pass. Now what the hell good is that?
And don't go tellin me that your wife is hotter than Morgan anyways, remember, you could be hit by a bus.