No suites for me either! Although I will not give up my Van Miller seats!   
Sec. 235 row 9. saw Van last week actually and he looked good until he got up and walked. He had a buddy helping him along for the walk. But his voice was as strong as I have ever heard from him which was cool and took away some of the poor Van feeling I had. Despite calling games that were different than what I was seeing on the field, for the last few years of his run anyways. Last Friday night he was very coherent. I was glad to see that in him. He is not rotting away. He looked pretty damn good and sounded fantastic, but the walking thing, well I should be so lucky to get anywhere near his age and be coherent as he and I would consider myself a lucky man. 
  
  
I posted something before regarding the pat down and now that you mention it, I think it was a plump (not manish though) female at gate 7 that drew my venom as she was lollygagging and enjoying the whole patting down of every man thing while I was just getting more and more pissed watching her perform her little carny sideshow because the F'n game was on!