Liberals: You’re opening the country too soon! People are going to DIE!!
Liberals: We have 36,000,000 out of work?? What are you going to DO!!!!
Trump: Open up the country.
Liberals: But but but but...
Trump: What are you, a motorboat!
No. Based on the number of years the planet has been heating and cooling and the effect we’ve had on it I’d say we bought ourselves .000000000002 of a second give or take 30 zeros. It’s a very inexact science.