Chef Jim

I’m sorry? What makes me selfish?

I know. Hard to believe how much weight I’ve lost. I’m 30 down from when you last saw me and 40 from the pic that Q used as proof I’m fat. Dbag?? Did I share a picture of someone’s wife on a message board? That ***** should get you banned.

Says a lot about how much respect he has around here.

If you had a brain between your ears you’d know little has nothing to do with stature.

You’re a sad sad little pathetic man.

I love that exchange. Nancy Pelosi asked you to apologize for invading her space. Ok, I apologize for invading her space. Jesus Christ you happy Pelosi you ***** *****.

Yikes I can see it now Wife: How was your day honey? Husband: None of your ***** business! How was yours sugar plumb? Wife: I could tell you but then I’d have to ***** kill you!! honey bunch.

Why not? Come on prove your point. I give you permission. I’ll sign a waiver. Go ahead post all the FB pics you want proving I’m now fat.

Have at it. You can do whatever you like.

So it’s not you? ? It’s obviously someone who met fat me at Hammers and is now obsessed and has a crush on me. Wait....it’s your wife!!! ?

Yes I am. And no it’s not up to me to prove you wrong. You made the claim it’s on you to back up your claim. So have at it.

How do you know it’s not working?

How do you know?

No the weight watchers crowd. ?

@mead107 is this you? Longest running April Fools joke. Bravo. Wait....no it’s @BringBackFergy isn’t it? Is this how you get me for not paying for those tickets? No no no it’s @Guffalo right? For calling AAA to get the keys out of my trunk? Ooooh I know who this is. It’s @CountryCletus for me telling you your beaver tastes like chicken? Oooooh I’ve not had a secret admirer in a long time. This is so cute.

How special. So not only obsessed but a secret admirer too! ?

I look soft? Have we met? ? Nahhhhh. I’d remember you.

Personally weck rolls often have too much salt. I usually scrape half is it off.

Just our way of saying that there is no need to start another Trump bashing thread. It could have very easily have gone in the Trump Is a Terrible President thread. See the TOS endorsement regarding “crusades” is very lax here. It’s our form of self policing. Sorry that upset you. We’ll try to be more mindful of your feelings and not pick on your little brother Tibs. And I wasn’t wearing a mask! There I’m Thread Compliant now.

What’s pathetic about it?

Striking images! Of what?? ?

Well that's pretty pathetic. But we all knew that.

Obsession..............

I'm fat? Interesting. Accusing me of being fat is like someone accusing you of having class.

Hey hey hey.... show some class! BTW did I leave my watch at your place?